No... that's not true. It's IMPOSSIBLE!

You mean the true agenda of the Kids Improved Not Decalicified (KIND) Act was actually to decalcify our kids and build a skeleton army??

Green veggies will help fill you up and add needed fiber. You can also get good fiber from lentils.

Me neither!

B-but my apartment has a closet, and I can't find a way to lock it shut...! You're telling me my apartment was deliberately designed to create skeletons but not keep them contained?!

LIAR!

That means skeletons have been defeated at least once! We can do this!

I turn off a movie if I hear xylophones, that means skeletons might be coming

:beverly-crusher:

I know we're supposed to be materialists who seek truths from facts, but I'm too terrified to get to the bottom of this. What if, at the bottom, theres a... coffin?

The capitalists are constructing skeletons?!

The two factions should dig trenches and have a ukraine war in Ohio to settle the matter

Wait, they're all Ospreys?

If I could rip up the carpet in my tiny apartment, I would. Vacuums are bulky and loud.

Spongebob diaper meme uncovering funkopops, data centres, the meat industry, and finally NATO re-militarization

Oof, yeah. The vigilance never went away entirely after my first time being housing insecure at the hands of family. A portion of my creativity, attention, memory buffer, emotional regulation, all for the rest of my life reserved for betrayals that I wouldn't actually be able to do much about if they recur again.

Taking away someone's home is deeply anti-human. Many times over when shelter is systematically hoarded and restricted by dead-eyed rent-seekers.