Esoteir [he/him]
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Main, home of the dope ass bear.•Move over stacking rocks, there's a new struggle session in town
·2 days agois graffiti supposed to be the struggle sesh here because that is dope as fuck
you could have at least picked graffiti that's like a stick figure with a large weiner or something because shit I'd love to have the massive neon green fungus tree clutching a crumbling heart with a butterfly on it on my house
unless the struggle sesh here gonna be everyone thinking this is rad as fuck while OP smugly assures everyone that it isn't actually rad 🤔
/c/impsons

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Chapotraphouse•Honestly at this point I just hope the Sea People come back
·5 days agothe sea peoples becoming mainstream but at what cost
fuck you chris nolan

SNW has been pretty libby and meh for me from the get go
off the top of my head: the first season's Omelas episode ending with Pike shrugging and going "yeah nah they can keep torturing kids to death this metaphor for the highest stage of capitalism is p rad i can't refute this", them suddenly making Pike Christian at the start of S3, and then the final episode of S3 revealing that genuine, literal ontological evil exists in star trek's setting
Since the mpox and shingles vaccines are the same thing, at least where i'm at in the US you can get one for free at the state department of health if you say you're gay or traveling to a high risk country (not sure if this category requires proof of travel tho)just to set expectations, for me it gave me a painful lump under my skin for like 5-ish days for each shot, but it wasn't too bad and obvs it won't happen for everyonewait nevermind im stupid ignore this, smallpox/mpox is not the same as chickenpox/shingles, the above applies if you want a smallpox/mpox shot i guess tho lmao
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Chapotraphouse•Clowns being used in horror has gotten so passé a genuinely whimsical and mirthful clown would be more subversive
·11 days agonow i want a reverse clown horror movie where a troupe of clowns in a closed off fairground at night die one by one trying to fend off some random guy with a knife by doing crazy circus tricks
if the name wasn't taken already it'd be called The Last Laugh or something, there'd be like a scene near the end of the movie where the final clown finds a clown car stuffed with bodies and they like honk the clown horn to pay respect for the dead before lacing up a pair of really big shoes and angrily walking over to the flaming ring in the middle of the big top with a pie in each hand and there'd be like a cool over-the shoulder shot where it shows the killer looking at the clown through the ring of fire while a cinematic version of Entry of the Gladiators starts playing as they start to run at each other, each step from the clown making an exaggerated squeaking sound
it's just like marx described, i had one bloody tiny square of cadbury & more biscoff chocolate last night and i woke up hyperventilating from acid aspiration at like fuckin 6-7 am and then couldn't get back to sleep because my room was FUCKING BLUE from the SUN shining and then i had to get out of bed in an hour anyway

Esoteir [he/him]toneurodiverse•How do you deal with generarionalism? I'm so tired of being seen as part of the "failure generation".
·19 days agoI speak for gen z when I say that every single one of us would trade every wholesome kane parsons chungus meme in the world to have had the opportunities and material wealth millennials had, instead we get a funny twitter meme and a 5% home ownership rate
I'd fucking love to be an avocado toast heckin pupperino guy if it means I could have been in the job market five years earlier

i always find the nut to be a mental thing innit, it's not just the physical actions but how you feel, maybe just the stuff with the guy in the car felt more like intimate y'know, and the stuff before prolly made for a crazy edge pregame or summat
It's a Persona mod for a Sonic mod for Doom that converts the game into a fully functional online multiplayer recreation of Tartarus from Persona 3 but with sonic characters. It is genuinely awe-inspiring that it exists
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Games•I literally just did a block jubilee so don't shit into this thread or you will be re-blocked by me. . . . What are your desires for the Nintendo Direct tomorrow? I'm hoping for Half-Year of Wario and
·2 months agoUnless they announce the Wii U 2, use the Immortal Science of Gamer Marxism to resurrect Satoru Iwata, drop the pokemon patent shit, and drop their attacks on emulation, I ain't interested in what they're putting down

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Games•I literally just did a block jubilee so don't shit into this thread or you will be re-blocked by me. . . . What are your desires for the Nintendo Direct tomorrow? I'm hoping for Half-Year of Wario and
·2 months agoI think the most fucked part of the franchise is that Sega (specifically the Yakuza devs) made GX, the best game in the series and it ain't even close lol. And I don't think Nintendo's letting them near it ever again.
If Sega owned the IP we'd still be getting F-Zero games no doubt, and Captain Falcon would be known in the modern world for something other than Smash Bros








fuck yes, I live for shit like this. Thanks comrade 🕺