Esoteir [he/him]

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Cake day: August 17th, 2020

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  • is graffiti supposed to be the struggle sesh here because that is dope as fuck

    you could have at least picked graffiti that's like a stick figure with a large weiner or something because shit I'd love to have the massive neon green fungus tree clutching a crumbling heart with a butterfly on it on my house

    unless the struggle sesh here gonna be everyone thinking this is rad as fuck while OP smugly assures everyone that it isn't actually rad 🤔






  • Esoteir [he/him]toMovies & TVso the new Star Trek episode has some really odd choices
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    8 days ago

    SNW has been pretty libby and meh for me from the get go

    off the top of my head: the first season's Omelas episode ending with Pike shrugging and going "yeah nah they can keep torturing kids to death this metaphor for the highest stage of capitalism is p rad i can't refute this", them suddenly making Pike Christian at the start of S3, and then the final episode of S3 revealing that genuine, literal ontological evil exists in star trek's setting


  • Esoteir [he/him]tochat[CW] Comrades, this is a reminder to get your shingles vaccine
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    10 days ago

    Since the mpox and shingles vaccines are the same thing, at least where i'm at in the US you can get one for free at the state department of health if you say you're gay or traveling to a high risk country (not sure if this category requires proof of travel tho)

    just to set expectations, for me it gave me a painful lump under my skin for like 5-ish days for each shot, but it wasn't too bad and obvs it won't happen for everyone

    wait nevermind im stupid ignore this, smallpox/mpox is not the same as chickenpox/shingles, the above applies if you want a smallpox/mpox shot i guess tho lmao


  • now i want a reverse clown horror movie where a troupe of clowns in a closed off fairground at night die one by one trying to fend off some random guy with a knife by doing crazy circus tricks

    if the name wasn't taken already it'd be called The Last Laugh or something, there'd be like a scene near the end of the movie where the final clown finds a clown car stuffed with bodies and they like honk the clown horn to pay respect for the dead before lacing up a pair of really big shoes and angrily walking over to the flaming ring in the middle of the big top with a pie in each hand and there'd be like a cool over-the shoulder shot where it shows the killer looking at the clown through the ring of fire while a cinematic version of Entry of the Gladiators starts playing as they start to run at each other, each step from the clown making an exaggerated squeaking sound


  • Esoteir [he/him]toChapotraphouseMy tummy hurts and I hate the government.
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    15 days ago

    it's just like marx described, i had one bloody tiny square of cadbury & more biscoff chocolate last night and i woke up hyperventilating from acid aspiration at like fuckin 6-7 am and then couldn't get back to sleep because my room was FUCKING BLUE from the SUN shining and then i had to get out of bed in an hour anyway lenin-pensive




  • Esoteir [he/him]tobadpostingnsfw
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    26 days ago

    i always find the nut to be a mental thing innit, it's not just the physical actions but how you feel, maybe just the stuff with the guy in the car felt more like intimate y'know, and the stuff before prolly made for a crazy edge pregame or summat