I think this qualifies as a

Everything reminds me of him

Do you like the sweet potato with or without foreskin?

throbbing erect yam

This looks like it'd be one of those "find the x" type games but for dick.

can i borrow one

Keep that dirty stuff where it belongs, creep

pls no dox

vascular veg

A real veiny triumphant bastard

True girth demons

Holy smokes that's some girth