They also totally cleaned out my fridge and drank all my beer.
I am SO pissed right now, I'm thinking about doing something kind of dramatic.
Since ancient times its been noble to make moves on your buddys wife when he goes off to war.
It would be really, really interesting if you got lots of action on the trip while your wife couldn't even dream of moving on.
oh, how did this get here?Hey, on your trip did you see or hear anything about some peoples going across the sea, raiding and fighting and collapsing of our age of bronze?
UHHHHH, I definitely did NOT see and raiding and pillaging. If you have any other questions I should call my lawyer.
Bro I told you it would be better to just stay with that hot weird girl named after the lemonade punch.
just walk in the front door expecting a hero's welcome. I'm sure they will respect the fact that you've returned and go back to their homes peacefully.
For the love of god don't dry fire your bow in front of them to look cool. That shit will ruin your bow.
have you tried stringing the bow and shooting an arrow through some axeheads?
Oh shit yeah I got a bow and some axes in my garage, that will show these assholes!
ngl i thought this was badpost or something.. wasn't expecting this to be for real
It was a train, and we all know trains are based and cool, unlike cars
