Maximum snuggle potential.

Bang me in flavortown!

Ever wish your racist uncle’s thanksgiving rant was put into book form? Now there’s Mein Kampf! No coherent thoughts, just pure ranting!

We have a Sev 1….owl related.

I did dual booting for a month just to make sure there wasn’t a single use case for windows left. Not ONE use case for me.

Because they’ll always invent some BS way to charge you more while providing less.

Yeah I TLS. Take Legendary Shits!

Security: Ehhhh…secure enough.

You know what they awoke in the darkness. Jeff. The accountant. I mean he’s a balrog but he’s got other stuff going on.

Someone got drunk again and ordered a 50 pack of trans homies.

Chloe the Cat Song

Cuz she’s a Chloe McChloe,
(She is a…good Chloe)
Chloe McChloe!
(Oh yeaaaaah!)

I sentence you…to CLEVELAND.

When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.

Adolf “dat ass” Hitler :(

First we scope the joint out, then run in with the knife. No one has stopped me yet. No one else shows up either. It’s a dumpster.

A non-zero chance this dog is Lisan al Gaib.

Who would have thought a three year olds drawing of a car would have not resonated with the masses.

Cat: I was just…investigating….who could have done this.

I’ve played Stardew valley and I can understand.

That’s when the billionaire vampire Dameon Collosocock arrived love triangually.