The Tate brothers may sex traffic you, but at least they give you access to clean tap water, I guess…

He tried! Only trouble was audiences didn’t want him to do that…

I always suspected marketing people are just thick, but that’s particularly fucked.

He’s a made woman.

Sending files between radio’d devices remains the most hideously bad application versus the level of technology we are on.

You couldn’t do this now because it’d have to be ten times the size and mass with a snorkel so that the astronauts felt “safe”.

To be fair I used to make entire features like this and then get R# to move the classes into separate files at the end. Guess I don’t like to organise too early, before the code has found it’s true form?

You made Saddam too small.

Is that the one where we rocked up and burned down the White House, but no-one ever mentions it because we were kind of preoccupied fighting the French (as usual) at the time?

Is this how Hexbear got started?

At last, the Alan Whicker story audiences have been waiting for.

How late was it - like 2300 hours?

That which does not kill you will send you to hospital.

Just Angelina relaxing at home.

Yeah, my tenants have got a dog and we keep the white goods in working order for them. I don’t need them to pay off my mortgage, just want to treat them with the respect I’d want my landlord to treat me with.

I wasn’t actually in competition with them at least, as they were all post-docs I know. The masters never did anything for my career in software that starting a year earlier wouldn’t have done better, except that the state paid for my ales.

Injured people trying to escape from ambulance crews.

Yes, as long as you mean replacing coffee with tea.

Is it wipe clean at least?

I love Dark Souls 3, particularly how the world becomes increasingly curled in on itself as the end nears.