By realizing it’s just existence, not a crisis.

I’m so sorry

It’s staying awake that takes effort, for me.

What do I care how loud it is? I’ll be asleep. Things like that only bother me when I’m awake.

Sometimes they reverse engineer enough of the code to modify it.

Or sometimes they leave the code alone and just modify data files.

But often, even without tools, there’s a modding API that tells would-be modders how to interact with the game as a black box.

You can just go to the TA’s office hours for free homework help.

How else would we know how to feel about it?

/s

How to play Scrabble competitively.

Once you know, you can’t play against normal people anymore, they’ll hate it and, if it happens often enough, you. You can only play against other Scrabble bastards, and you’ll hate that and, very quickly, them.

deffo the “Is this food?” butterfly still

but I don’t use the actual image, that’s rude. We all know what it looks like, no need to waste bandwidth on it

“If you ain’t doin’ shots, get the fuck out the club.”

drank, they get pretty runny after awhile

Hardee’s Monster Burger

but honorable mention to Wendy’s Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, especially dipped in the chili

Louis XIII, in a private tasting room with a nephew of the family out of the leaded crystal glasses.

In the process, completing my life goal of consuming something aged longer than I’ve been alive.

“Making things simpler” works against the interests of the politicians, sooooo

With God, you’re never alone.

I cannot remember a time before I understood that I was mortal, so nothing has changed for me as I continue to understand that I will die.

You use it to refer to things you can normally dominate that temporarily inconvenience you; that’s not the defense you want it to be. Even if that connection doesn’t exist in your own mind (and I believe you that it doesn’t) it normalizes that usage and contributed to systemic misogyny.

Additionally, I shouldn’t have to point out that a group using a slur that normally targets them isn’t evidence it’s not a slur; I bet you wouldn’t use the n-word even though the same metric applies.

It doesn’t have to be used exclusively towards women, as long as the usage is still “you are behaving like a woman and being a woman is bad so you are bad”. That’s what makes it a slur, it denigrates both the target and and the entire group to which the target is being compared.

I don’t know who that is. I barely know who you are.

antidisestablishmentarianism, obvi