The UN does not recognise the Cuomingtang occupied Staten Island. Maomdani’s New York is the one New York.

I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah The Italian Republic

Wow, that redditor on r/singaporeraw actually got them banned?

Authentic Chinese Chili Crisp Eggs

This is a quick, classic dish that makes for a protein rich breakfast that I learned on a commercial fishing ship.

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs—commerce surrounds it with her surf. Right and left, the streets take you waterward. Its extreme downtown is the battery, where that noble mole is washed by waves, and cooled by breezes, which a few hours previous were out of sight of land. Look at the crowds of water-gazers there.

Circumambulate the city of a dreamy Sabbath afternoon. Go from Corlears Hook to Coenties Slip, and from thence, by Whitehall, northward. What do you see?—Posted like silent sentinels all around the town, stand thousands upon thousands of mortal men fixed in ocean reveries. Some leaning against the spiles; some seated upon the pier-heads; some looking over the bulwarks of ships from China; some high aloft in the rigging, as if striving to get a still better seaward peep. But these are all landsmen; of week days pent up in lath and plaster—tied to counters, nailed to benches, clinched to desks. How then is this? Are the green fields gone? What do they here?

Ingredients:

• Sichuan or Guizhou chili crisp or oil

• Egg(s)

• MSG or Chicken Bouillon Powder (optional)

• Spring onion (optional)

Method:

1. Heat chili crisp or chili oil on low in a pan or wok

2. Crack egg into the oil, cook to your desired consistency. Flip if desired.

3. Season and garnish with spring onion if desired.

Well there was that guy who lied on his resume about being a former hangman, then he botched a bunch of hangings.

r/criticaldrinker take: It would have made 4 billion if it weren’t woke. Huge Nolan L

I’m 90% confident this is a real, unironic post that has been posted to that sub. No I will not check.

No! That’s German, for “THE IDF, THE”

No-one who speaks German could be an evil man

Seeing Americans comment on prosciutto e melone saying “this would be infinitely better without the cantaloupe”

Yeah, I can’t speak as to whether or not it actually worked, but it sounds good in theory. Artificial sweetener to make it more palatable, electrolytes in Gatorade, vitamin C and caffeine shouldn’t hurt.

I tend to drink straight spirits out of the bottle then scull like a pint of water, so I generally don’t get hangovers.

It sounds like a “hangover cure” that my friend from uni swore by, which is Equal (Australian Sweet & Low), a caffeine pill or 2 (so 1-200mg caffeine) and a berocca (vitamin C and B tablet).

Except those things were either taken alongside or dissolved into a Gatorade.

It’s a sugar free caffeine and vitamin C powder that’s basically aiming to supplant Mt Dew or Monster or whatever gamers drank.

He’s going to retcon his catastrophic loss in 2000 (which was referenced in Sleep Now in the Fire’s music video, directed by Michael Moore) as a win at some point.

Reports say they were charging their Samsung Galaxy S8

Me, a clown:

Idk what everyone’s problem with me is. Brb I have to clean my sea anemone

A clown? Like the Cheeto in the white house?

Boom, gottem

I am reminded of a friend of mine who bought a Make America Great Again hat and shipped it over to Australia in 2016 because he thought it’d be an obscure funny relic in 10 years like an “I Like Ike” bumper sticker or Bob Dole 1996. A failed political campaign’s slogan from halfway around the world,

Fast forward 10 years, Trump’s unveiling “Trump 2028” hats (among other things)

The Tesseract experience is just reddit, except he’s the basement dwelling power tripping mod and not the current basement dwelling power tripping mod. That’ll show those communists.

I read in another thread that manned launches, refuelling and resupplying launches for space stations do not to get delayed by bad weather, they’re only outright cancelled by catastrophic weather. The space station is moving at like 7 kilometers per second, the window is very small.

Satellite launches on the other hand can be delayed for hours because they don’t have that deadline.

Rockets tend not to suffer damage from lightning for the same reason (modern) aeroplanes don’t: because they’re essentially flying Faraday cages. Even Musk’s rockets would be made of metal. Even he’s not dumb enough to start making plastic rockets. Right?