TJ Maxx employee doesn’t care and will leave candle on the shelf for sale when you’re done with them
This has definitely happened before, thus the employee having the tranquilizer gun and the training to use it. I also don’t think the usage of one candle being the reason for the escalation of force.
Not stated: the candle licker is also naked from the waste down.
A grizzled old man steps forward, price gun in hand and a glint on the name tag. He whispers, coughs, then repeats at a normal volume:
“A lifetime at Pier One trained me for this.”
The imagery is very funny, but what is this about? Does sandalwood taste (or smell) appetizing or something?
I have no idea what it smells like, but it’s insanely expensive. So it either smells incredible or it’s got great marketing.
They were so busy trying to come-up with something out-there enough to resemble “giving Florida-man ideas” that they never stopped to consider whether they should.
Is Florida-man’s habitat ready for this?


