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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 7 days ago

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle

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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle

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  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    TJ Maxx employee doesn’t care and will leave candle on the shelf for sale when you’re done with them

    • Mok98@feddit.it
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      This has definitely happened before, thus the employee having the tranquilizer gun and the training to use it. I also don’t think the usage of one candle being the reason for the escalation of force.

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        6 days ago

        Not stated: the candle licker is also naked from the waste down.

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    A grizzled old man steps forward, price gun in hand and a glint on the name tag. He whispers, coughs, then repeats at a normal volume:

    “A lifetime at Pier One trained me for this.”

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    The imagery is very funny, but what is this about? Does sandalwood taste (or smell) appetizing or something?

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      I have no idea what it smells like, but it’s insanely expensive. So it either smells incredible or it’s got great marketing.

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    They were so busy trying to come-up with something out-there enough to resemble “giving Florida-man ideas” that they never stopped to consider whether they should.

    Is Florida-man’s habitat ready for this?

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