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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Artemis II Astronauts Have ‘Two Microsoft Outlooks’ and Neither Work

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Artemis II Astronauts Have ‘Two Microsoft Outlooks’ and Neither Work

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In space, no one can hear you scream at Microsoft’s legacy software.
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    I hope not. If they ask it to summarize the email that Houston sends them, it could be a disaster.

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      I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

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        Heresy, using an actual AGI example. Also, HAL did nothing wrong. It’s always the humans that screw things up. (2010 for reference)

        Unpopular opinion - both SkyNet and the AI in The Matrix were also not in the wrong. I think The Animatrix documents why that’s true in that particular franchise. Again, it’s the humans. Hell, maybe even Ultron had a few good points, he just went insane in the first microseconds trying to rationalize it all.

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          Dave is the human. HAL is the computer. Dave does nothing wrong either; it’s the military that gave secret conflicting orders to HAL that caused the problems.

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            You’re right on all accounts, and I have NO idea why I put Dave. Lol. I blame AI. Oh wait, I can’t, given my previous post.

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              Did you cry as Dave pulls out HAL’s brains? daisey daisey …

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                No, but I did get choked up a bit when Dr. Chandra put them back and HAL recovered himself.

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          Thanos was right in theory, incorrect in execution.

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            Thanos was wrong in theory.

            Halving all life doesn’t change the life to resources ratio. Even halving all sapient life doesn’t solve anything when populations will just continue to grow.

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      I hope not. If they ask it to summarize the email that Houston sends them, it could will be a disaster.

      FTFY

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