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Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days ago

Beware, Twink

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Beware, Twink

Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days ago

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TribblesBestFriend@startrek.websiteEnglish · 4 days ago

Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats

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Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats

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TribblesBestFriend@startrek.websiteEnglish · 4 days ago

CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 2 days ago

Meet Zurbo, the Viral Marmot Who Can’t Stop Snatching Sandwiches

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Meet Zurbo, the Viral Marmot Who Can’t Stop Snatching Sandwiches

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 2 days ago

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Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago

LeBron James Should Just Take The Train To His New Job

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LeBron James Should Just Take The Train To His New Job

Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago

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bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 days ago

New “Grandma Flocker” Camera System Promises to Help Families With Dementia [OC]

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New “Grandma Flocker” Camera System Promises to Help Families With Dementia [OC]

bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

Seattle Police Chief Assures City He Commutes Back to Chicago to See Wife, Kids as Little as Possible

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Seattle Police Chief Assures City He Commutes Back to Chicago to See Wife, Kids as Little as Possible

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You’re “Vlad the Impaler”

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You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You’re “Vlad the Impaler”

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

Meet the Secretary of Fertility

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Meet the Secretary of Fertility

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 5 days ago

SPD Wondering What’s Taking Mayor Katie Wilson So Long to Find Second Shooting Suspect

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SPD Wondering What’s Taking Mayor Katie Wilson So Long to Find Second Shooting Suspect

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 5 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 6 days ago

Affordable Midlife Crisis Options for Millennials

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Affordable Midlife Crisis Options for Millennials

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 6 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 9 days ago

I Have Never Made This Recipe, but I Give It Five Stars

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I Have Never Made This Recipe, but I Give It Five Stars

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 9 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 9 days ago

I’m Thrilled to Be Back from Maternity Leave

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I’m Thrilled to Be Back from Maternity Leave

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 9 days ago

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Midnight@slrpnk.netEnglish · 10 days ago

New Geneva Convention Allows Use Of Child Soldiers With Signed Permission Slip

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New Geneva Convention Allows Use Of Child Soldiers With Signed Permission Slip

Midnight@slrpnk.netEnglish · 10 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 10 days ago

Rationale For War With Iran Or Reason Men Back Into Parking Spaces?

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Rationale For War With Iran Or Reason Men Back Into Parking Spaces?

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 10 days ago

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CubitOom@infosec.pubEnglish · 11 days ago

ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers Officials describe drones as “community-oriented aerial law enforcement”

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ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers Officials describe drones as “community-oriented aerial law enforcement”

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CubitOom@infosec.pubEnglish · 11 days ago

CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 12 days ago

The Old Man and the Strait

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The Old Man and the Strait

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 12 days ago

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cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated by Cyclospora Outbreak

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Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated by Cyclospora Outbreak

cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days ago

I Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don’t Hablar Inglés Anymore

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I Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don’t Hablar Inglés Anymore

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days ago

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days ago

I’m Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Back

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I’m Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Back

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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days ago

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bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 14 days ago

Man Who Bet Lindsey Grahm’s Death Wouldn’t Involve Gay Sex Say He Plans to Retire [OC]

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Man Who Bet Lindsey Grahm’s Death Wouldn’t Involve Gay Sex Say He Plans to Retire [OC]

bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 14 days ago

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