Ok. Who’s paying them to do it?

I’ve never understand why people always complain about jury duty in particular. I’ve never been called, but I think it sounds like an interesting experience.

People who don’t give ass rats?.. You have to give one or the other, dude.

Much like randos on the Internet.

Barron looks like he collects severed human faces in his bedroom right? It’s not just me?

He constantly looks like he just got lied to by a fart he trusted.

Are you okay?

Ruok?

Wouldn’t it be crazy if this was the thing that finally created fully pan-resistant tuberculosis? That would be crazy right?.. So crazy…

Almost. Hatred only begets more hatred… Sometimes violence works…

If you want to do it, but don’t have a proper sounding rod, you can just use your house key instead.

What software did you use to model this, btw?

Well goddamn… Ok. Go ahead and dm me your home address, phone number, social and/or tax id number, the name of the street you grew up on, the name of your favorite teacher, the IMEI number of your cellphone, a high resolution set of your fingerprints, and a list of your three greatest fears, and I’ll get your sticker sent over as soon as I can.

Okay, who gets to be the lucky one to calculate the amount of time that thing could heat sink a pegged, modern, 120w TDP CPU before it throttles at 100C? I’ll give you a sticker.

IS IT A JACKAL? JACKAL! JACKAL! IS IT A JACKAL? IS IT A JACKAL? JACKAL! JACKAL! JACKAL!!!

Where does the dick get stored?

What’s type F have going on?

I’m not a biologist or anything, but FACT as far as I’m aware. Domesticated cats are much closer to wild cats than domesticated dogs are to wolves. They likely stem from an older version of the species that currently live in Africa, which is routinely that hot even in the shade. Their hearts just beckon back to the olden times when they were worshiped as gods, it was comfortably warm outside all the time, and they could engage in all the casual murdering of smaller creatures that they felt like.

A lot of butt related metaphors in that headline…

You don’t need to know. You’re not meant to. You didn’t see anything, and if you did, someone at the hospital is going to remind you how dangerous stairs can be…