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Fuck me that’s in my home town!

This comment section is a trip.

When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

It’s true though. All I want is some goddamn peace and quiet.

It’s all turtle puke

Aren’t farts just the ghosts of the things we eat?

Get a load of Heidegger over here.

You have some nerve posting this on a monday.

People pay to use Reddit??

That’s great and all but why post that here?

But then who was phone?

gorm

I could have sworn this used to be an Albanian virus.

Still beats the getting kicked in the balls by a horse factory.

So

A corndog?

Typical Guardian clickbait fearmongering.

Yes the climate is changing. No it’s not the apocalypse

Noooo you always have to be ready to run to your minimum wage job at a moments notice even though your employer will send you out on your ass the very second the numbers start looking red!!

Nobody wants to work anymore a bloo bloo bloo!!1

The … always gets me

Rohingya in Myanmar, Uyghurs in China. Then there’s the genocides in South-Sudan, Ethiopia and Ukraine