yea yea, obviously the god(s) your parents taught you about as a child are the ones that actually exist, their interpretation is correct, everything. Everyone else just rolled unlucky and were raised to believe the wrong ones exist. Poor saps got led astray from the real god, the one that you so fortunately you were raised to believe. mhmm.
“Also, super convenient that the true god my parents taught me about wants me to hate and persecute all the people I want to hate and persecute! All the while allowing for all of my vices and transgressions! That’s how you can tell I’m holy and spiritually wise, especially since I’ve never had to read or learn anything about my religion”
Pretty crazy that of all the belief systems across human history, the one I currently believe right down to the denomination, and only at my particular church, is actually the correct interpretation. Only people going to heaven are like the other 3000 people in my megachurch. Also what a weird coincidence that my god is also white and blue eyed and looks just like my neighbors, maybe, idk, I don’t talk to my neighbors.
I swear if my dad tries to get me to go to his church or something i’m just going to bring up some 3rd or 5th century heresy like arianism and be like look dad I just don’t believe in this heretical nonsense about god, jesus and “the holy spirit” being separate. You wayward sinners have been led astray by the Chalcedonian council
Damn I guess all that other 2/3 of the world deserves to be tortured for all eternity, the one true God (who is always good and always right) said so
