Same for when I get to work…

Who wants turtle soup?

I will be “respectfully” pouring drinks for everyone at the party following the announcement.

In all honesty everyone of all ages here use Facebook religiously it’s kinda impressive. As an example, I have a coworker who is five years older than me. We were talking about old music from the 90s and I told him to look up a YouTube channel of old 90s rock music and he looked at me confused and said “what is YouTube?” I gave him a basic rundown of what YouTube is and his response was it sounds like woke bullshit. If it’s not on Facebook, I’m not watching it as far as I know that is his only connection to the outside world other than basic cable.

Exactly, I do still have a Facebook. I rarely use it anymore, but because of the ubiquity of everyone here using it, you still have to log on once in a while to stay informed of events or anything going on currently there is a wildfire close to my hometown and most of the information is posted on Facebook, but the crazy thing is a lot of local people have been posting AI footage of the wildfire or AI god prayer quotes asking for help and protecting the firefighters and are also trying to turn this fire political for some reason.

As it should be.

Sounds like y’all been cranking dat hog a lil too hard brotha! Give that shit a few days rest. Can I get a hell ya brotha?!?

If you are still actively using Facebook you are either over 40 or live in a rural area of the country. As an example, I live in a small rural town of less than 4000 people everybody still uses Facebook and the amount of AI that they are liking sharing commenting on is absurd.

At least in the sci-fi dystopia movies,video games, the overlords had a vibe about them, we just got pedophile tech bros.

Outa my way liberal! I gotta get home and eat my 72oz steak covered in cheese that my fat bitch wife microwave me after I just worked 16 hours at the ball crushing factory!

You wake up in your AI bed, eat your AI breakfast, drive your AI car, work at your AI job, go on your AI lunch break, and then get fired and replaced by a 11 year old Chinese child.

Being upset that female characters in video games don’t have huge boobs and asses and the intelligence of a watermelon.

This 1000%

Clankers vs Egirls

I live in a small rural town of less than 4k people and they just approved to put flock camera here now. Time for me to cash in on my store credit at the local hardware store.

Not exactly the bright future we envisioned.

There is too much microplastics in our blood now that not even vampires wanna touch that shit.

CUMppuccino

August 3rd…🪦