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kescusay@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 年前

Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community

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Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community

kescusay@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 年前

green_goglin@thelemmy.clubEnglish · 18 小时前

RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

www.theguardian.com

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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

www.theguardian.com

green_goglin@thelemmy.clubEnglish · 18 小时前

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 小时前

Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career

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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 小时前

Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 42 分钟前

Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

consequence.net

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Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

consequence.net

Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 42 分钟前

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.onlineEnglish · 5 小时前

US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

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US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

VetOfTheSeas@discuss.onlineEnglish · 5 小时前

EatingOnions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 小时前

Israeli court halts crocodile transfer to Palestinian prison over animal welfare concerns

www.arabnews.com

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Israeli court halts crocodile transfer to Palestinian prison over animal welfare concerns

www.arabnews.com

EatingOnions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 小时前

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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pubEnglish · 2 天前

Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic

mymodernmet.com

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Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic

mymodernmet.com

abacabadabacaba@infosec.pubEnglish · 2 天前

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前

Florida’s MAGA Attorney Threatens to Defund Catholic Schools Over Vaccine Mandate

www.thelettersfromleo.com

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Florida’s MAGA Attorney Threatens to Defund Catholic Schools Over Vaccine Mandate

www.thelettersfromleo.com

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前

Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

RFK Jr launches new cooking show with sauerkraut-inspired recipes

www.independent.co.uk

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RFK Jr launches new cooking show with sauerkraut-inspired recipes

www.independent.co.uk

Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

www.channelnewsasia.com

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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

www.channelnewsasia.com

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前

Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not

www.theguardian.com

A photo of Senator Mitch McConnell taken when he was presumably still alive

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A photo of Senator Mitch McConnell taken when he was presumably still alive

Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not

www.theguardian.com

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 天前

Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

newrepublic.com

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Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

newrepublic.com

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 天前

Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 天前

Philosophers Are the Latest Hiring Target for AI Companies

www.nytimes.com

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Philosophers Are the Latest Hiring Target for AI Companies

www.nytimes.com

Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 天前

slaacaa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings

www.theguardian.com

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Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings

www.theguardian.com

slaacaa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 4 天前

Trump Secretary Says Bike Lanes Are DEI

newrepublic.com

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Trump Secretary Says Bike Lanes Are DEI

newrepublic.com

Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 4 天前

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 天前

Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back

www.fashiontimes.co.uk

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Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back

www.fashiontimes.co.uk

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 天前

andros_rex@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前

I Am a Heroin User. I Do Not Have a Drug Problem

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I Am a Heroin User. I Do Not Have a Drug Problem

andros_rex@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前

NightOwl@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 天前

Comcast store punished low sales by smashing pies in workers' faces, lawsuit claims

arstechnica.com

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Comcast store punished low sales by smashing pies in workers' faces, lawsuit claims

arstechnica.com

NightOwl@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 天前

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 6 天前

Report: Trump mad RFK Jr. hasn’t cut more vaccines or proven autism link

arstechnica.com

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Report: Trump mad RFK Jr. hasn’t cut more vaccines or proven autism link

arstechnica.com

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 6 天前

stermy4u@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前

Kansas Teacher Arrested for Clapping at Public Data Center Hearing

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Kansas Teacher Arrested for Clapping at Public Data Center Hearing

stermy4u@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前

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