I absolutely don’t.
Ahem. Sorry. Here’s the less punchy version:
I did not and do not use “generative artificial intelligence” technologies — large language models, transformers, or similar — in creating any part of this website. These technologies are not used in its design, implementation, or maintenance, nor are they used to write the words you read on it.
Everything you see and read here was, is, and will be created by me, without the aid or intervention of so-called “AI.” If this ever changes, I will update this statement accordingly.
I am very upset I had to write any of this, but here we both are.