probably safer than massive bong rips or using an aluminum can as an improvised pipe

dang i bet he lost a kilogram of blood

revolutionary defeatism loss

remember when the u.s. navy shot down an iranian passenger aircraft when he was president, killing over 100 civilians, and his response was “i’m not an apologize-for-america kind of guy”?

i remember

there’s two there now! both the lincoln and the g.h.w. bush

nyeeeeeeer fwoooosh

(Iraq war cheerleader doesn’t narrow it down)

it does if we’re talking specifically about people named david brooks

rand paul

one of these days they’ll finally catch the hamburglar

i wonder how senator gillibrand responded to biden’s allegations 6 years ago?

just kidding, i remember perfectly:

Parson added: “I think that Biden should withdraw and any one or more of the candidates who aren’t running should restart their campaign because the Democratic primary isn’t over yet.”

Those arguments aren’t shared by many of the most high-profile figures in the Democratic party. The New York senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a leading advocate against sexual harassment and sexual assault, told reporters on Tuesday that she supported Biden amid the allegations.

“So when we say believe women, it’s for this explicit intention of making sure there’s space for all women to come forward to speak their truth, to be heard. And in this allegation, that is what Tara Reade has done,” Gillibrand said, according to CNN. “She has come forward, she has spoken, and they have done an investigation in several outlets. Those investigations Vice-President Biden has called for himself. Vice-President Biden has vehemently denied these allegations and I support Vice-President Biden.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/10/biden-sexual-assault-claim-divides-democrats-as-republicans-pounce

should be cepta or cteptia, not ceptia

i will die on this hill

i really do hate how that’s somehow recognizable to my brain as indisputably charlie kirk

Jugemu Jugemu Gokô no Surikire Kaijari Suigyo no Suigyô Matsu Unrai Matsu Fûrai Matsu Kûneru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Kôji no Bura Kôji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shûringan Shûringan no Gûrindai Gûrindai no Pompokopî no Pompokonâ no Chôkyûmei no Chôsuke

that’s my name too

whenever we go out

all the people shout

Jugemu Jugemu Gokô no Surikire Kaijari Suigyo no Suigyô Matsu Unrai Matsu Fûrai Matsu Kûneru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Kôji no Bura Kôji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shûringan Shûringan no Gûrindai Gûrindai no Pompokopî no Pompokonâ no Chôkyûmei no Chôsuke

“pastoral”

i don’t see any sheep

Ross Vail was landing near the Folsom Pro Rodeo in California when his flag snagged on a tree, sending him flying into a tent and narrowly missing grandstands and a crowd that audibly gasped as when he was sent flying to the ground. A spokesperson for Choose Folsom, which organizes the annual event, told The Sacramento Bee: “Yesterday’s landing was certainly not the landing he intended, but thankfully, the skydiver is doing well.” The skydiver cut his lip but was able to resume parachuting the following day. No other injuries were reported.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/cameras-capture-dramatic-skydiving-crash-during-july-4-event/

bloop

smdh nobody wants to work anymore

how much are they offering?

not with that attitude

i dispute that it ended two days ago