A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.

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Cake day: June 9th, 2024

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  • Waze used to have a feature where you could turn your vehicle into a little pacman and gobble up dots on the route for points… it caused problems (obviously) but was fun.

    Back in my day we used MapQuest to print out directions to whatever music festival or concert we were going to.

    Why anyone would trust any of this shit is beyond me.

    Get a map, on paper. Learn to read it. Krinkle it up in your friends ear and tell them it’s ASMR. Maps don’t sell your data, and if there’s an advertisement you can draw a moustache on it. In Australia, the blank back side of the map used to have local wild edibles with pictures and descriptions by Bush Tucker Man.