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ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

www.thebeaverton.com

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JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

www.thebeaverton.com

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the chance to fuck the nation’s top couch.
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    4 months ago

    The onion? You mean this isn’t real?

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    If you dont think hes had his way with all the couches in the whitehouse already, i’ve got some news for you

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    Where did this meme originate??

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      On July 15 2024 shortly after former President Donald Trump announced Sen. JD Vance would be joining his ticket, the X user @rickrudescalves posted a joke: “can’t say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an Inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181).”

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      DW I found it

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    Classic onion, trolling us with factual news

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