The president of peace everyone!

…I’m so mad that fucking kid missed his shot…

Trump basically does away with that entirely. That’s what’s new.

This is one of the major lessons Trump is teaching the piece of shit future politicians. You can literally do whatever the fuck you want, no one will stop you and your state media will keep your voters in line.

I’m so fucking disgusted I’m in a rage right now. This piece of shit can’t die soon enough…

I will literally step out of a running shower to do something as it popped up in my head because I KNOW 5 seconds later it will be gone, never to be remembered again until it’s too late lol

This is why I don’t really understand the argument some people here make about Russia just trying to eliminate Nazis in Ukraine. What country would not only go to war and lose one million of their own people, but keep fighting that war, when they weren’t under direct threat and weren’t attacked?

I don’t think one single large nation has ever gone to war for purely humanitarian reasons. Even the Nazis in WWII provoked an attack. Everyone was all cool with appeasing Hitler until they went and attacked people.

“Kids on the beat, beat kids!”

Been a while since I heard that one lol

“He brought an unpredictable sense of adventure I had never experienced in my life. I love everything about him”

This is the vibe I always got with like 99% of women’s profiles on dating sites, at least in my area, and one of the top reasons I knew I was doomed to be single for the rest of my life.

I’m VERY “vanilla,” very boring. I’m a homebody, I hate the go go go go lifestyle. Always going out, always booking the next travel trip, etc… I do what I like so it’s not like I’m lamenting my “failures” and refusing to change to be better, I don’t want that life, but it does really suck to see the vast majority of people around me do want that life… So I resigned to the idea that it’s just not going to happen and quit the dating sites, they’re too depressing anyway and were seriously messing with my head.

I’m 39 and feel like it’s definitely too late for me. I’d be 42+ by the time I’m done and with the way the economy is and the job market in general I don’t think there would be any positive for me to go through that expense.

I basically just missed the boat, all my friends went to school for computer science when they were ~20 so they’re safe now and make an absolute killing. If I were to try that now I’d just join the like millions that can’t find work in that field… For the last 5 years every single day the news has been “omg a recession is coming, it’s coming, it’s definitely coming like tomorrow! Be afraid, it’s coming!” So I never left my shitty factory job, but now I just feel stuck…

Yeah the closer the sushi got to the salmon the more the AI confused it as part of the fish to the point that the closest roll has spots on the wrap that match the fish lol

So cool to see technology be degraded and become more expensive all because some billionaires are in a gigantic circlejerk over some technology almost no one wants except CEOs and shareholders so they can fire workers…

Can I add more trolleys? Can the highspeed rail go back and cover the same path the trolley took? Please?

Woah woah woah one whole sack of communism!?

Literally me. “You just don’t actually know me. I’m really just true shit underneath!”

When you’re done, just before putting it away, press up on the space between your balls and anus. 9 out of 10 times it stops this from happening for me! Sometimes I do it again after zipping up for good measure lol

We need to start fully treating them like people. The Reich wing is pushing for the death penalty, great, Plantir and Nestle and the like can be the first to be executed.

“Out of respect for this fucking criminal Maxwell we’ve decided not to release the files in their entirety. We wish her the best!”

I haven’t smelled it in a while, but I don’t think I remember it smelling rotten. It wasn’t pleasant but also wasn’t really disgusting, it was just odd.

I don’t know what it is, but I can smell a somewhat metallic type smell on some specific people’s breath. It always smells very similar between different people. They generally aren’t very healthy, but no one seems to know what I’m talking about.

“listen here fella, do that 16 more times and I’ll start getting upset!”