Is it really a buyback if you’re only leasing the device?

Groooooss. You’ll own nothing and you’ll like it.

I wish the yachts themselves were exploding.

Fucking easily? “Claude, convert these Postman JSON collections to JMeter load tests with switchable environments based on this shared config file we already use for our existing JMeter tests” when you barely know Postman OR JMeter and you can still do it in half the time of a developer who knows both.

If that’s another language to you, how about “Making people print this job application PDF, fill it out, scan it and email it to us is insane, old-timey silliness from the turn of the last century. Convert the PDF to a fillable form, and make sure the fillable fields are properly located between the lines of the field names they correspond to” and then it just does it and now applicants can apply online and you didn’t have to pay an expensive human to do menial one-off work in applications they don’t really know.

There’s a ton of dumb, time-wasting shit you don’t have to do anymore because you can just make the robot do it. It’s not all just straight plagiarism and stealing artwork and dead Internet propaganda-bot garbage. You can use it for good or evil. The power generation and inefficiency are still unsolved problems, the super aggressive build-out arms race is pure idiocy and we absolutely need to slow this whole thing down, and I’ll never forgive these greedy fucks for ruining the PC components market every few years, first crypto now this, but there are use cases that allow people to do things they couldn’t otherwise do.

Properly used, AI is a force multiplier. Improperly used, it’s a resource-burning race to the bottom, but if you can’t think of legitimate uses for a general-purpose software robot you can tell to do tedious stuff in plain language and it’ll just do it with a bit of guidance, then I don’t know what to tell you.

You obviously blame Cyril.

Also super neat that the non-radical right is just the Democratic leadership and the dead-fucking center get called the radical left and the actually slightly left are the Red Menace.

Putin only does that to people who DON’T constantly eat his ass

Ok, I realize it looks ridiculous, but you can tell this isn’t actually a hose clamp, right? It’s super thick and has a hinge and is made of silver and just LOOKS like a hose clamp. It’s probably one of the least bullshit products Balenciaga has made in years. They’re normally charging $2000 for a nylon windbreaker made of the same shit you’d buy at Target

The decision of which reciprocating saw is the best value?

Putin isn’t Russia, dipshit, he’s one asshole that’s rapidly destroying Russia, but as long as he’s in charge Russia can’t be trusted at all, similar to how the US can’t be trusted, domestically or abroad, as long as Trump is at the helm

Neither has Snopes

Ultima VIII was both so cool and so annoying, I could never stick with it to get super deep into the game, but I do have a fond memory of wandering into the Tempest’s bedroom and pissing her off, then casting stone skin on myself so her lightning strikes couldn’t hurt me, and then she eventually gave up and summoned a huge horny demon who kept chasing me all over the game world until I got cornered and ran out of stone skin reagents and then it killed me. Good times.

Whether you’re for or against factory farms, this is funny. Dark, but funny.

Great, now the manosphere is going to start advocating for cannibalism

He’s such an embarrassing sack of shit

If what you want to say is a 20mm cannon round then maybe dial it back a bit unless you’re trying to blow up family dinner

The site is called “Malus”, literally bad or evil. They’re not trying to hide the joke at all.

I still listen to that soundtrack

Her runs in every election, he’s like their Vermin Supreme. His disillusionment with politics would probably make him an excellent candidate compared to Farage, who actively desires fascism.