Let’s hope Trump will be under Greenland’s control instead. :P
Oh I see delusions starting to repeat themselves. Probably going to start going on about injecting bleach again any day now
Everything trump ever said was nothing but sensationalist headline fodder. Did anything change in the last week?
Wrong.
Half the time it’s that and the other half it’s dementia.
(Hopefully had you on the first half :) )
He forbids his team of physicians to publish that diagnostic. See, I’m such a nice person that because of that, I’ll assume he’s perfectly healthy.
He’s the healthiest person of all of the people who repeatedly taken
dementiaIQ tests.
- “Are you sure I should say this, sir?”
- “Yes, comrade.”
he also said…
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Iran would take 2 weeks
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Gas prices would be cheaper
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The economy would be better
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he was a “stable genius”
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Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history
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he’s not a pedophile
And he’s 0-6 on all those.
But he can still start a war
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Great news for Greenland. A trump “guarantee” is typically the assurance of the opposite
Which wont happen because he will probably fall asleep and die at the desk soon.
When he finally does die they’ll refuse to admit it for about three months and just sort of Weekend at Bernie’s him. Will probably try and pass off a bunch of unconvincing AI video as evidence of his aliveness.
I dont know. I think noone would believe hes still alive if he doesnt show some presence for more than a day, given how much of an attention whore he is. Remember when he had COVID and had to show off driving around?
Or be crowned leader for life, really in both cases never getting Greenland.
Now that he’s provided a timeline I know the loser won’t do it
Trump can’t even control his bowels, let alone Iran.
Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.
I’m reasonably confident that if trump actually gave the order it would probably result in a military coup. He’s not popular with the generals after he got them all together, pulling many of them from assignments overseas, just to insult them for no readily apparent reasons.
Fuck yeah, let’s go! The system designed and controlled by literal Nazis after operation paperclip? Fucking end it yesterday!!
Edit: not big fans of history around these parts, I see.
Nazi Germany had already been defeated at the time of operation paper clip you twit. If they had that much global control why did they then let themselves lose the war.
If you’re gonna come up with brainless conspiracy theories you need to make some sort of coherent sense.
You should go with claiming that the Nazis invented a time machine to escape prosecution and traveled forward in time to the 21st century, it’s just a stupid a claim but I can’t actually disprove that one.
hey tankie, suck my barrel
He’ll try but it won’t be given willingly and Bibi won’t let him try and take it. If he tries he will fail
I would buy it but I wouldn’t… Wait what’s the one on the right??
Here you go “sex in a bottle” Its a great Danish brewery. Haven’t tried those beers tho.
In other news, Trump spouted more meaningless shit that doesn’t make the Epstein files go away.
heh. no.
TACO
If I were Denmark, I’d be producing a f*%k-ton of naval drones and missiles.
We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).
