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kescusay@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago

Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community

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Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community

kescusay@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career

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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 hours ago

RFK Jr.'s staff shuts down questions as he admits he eats 'stuff I find on the street'

www.rawstory.com

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RFK Jr.'s staff shuts down questions as he admits he eats 'stuff I find on the street'

www.rawstory.com

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 hours ago

heliotrope@retrofed.comEnglish · 9 hours ago

Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients

www.mirror.co.uk

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Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients

www.mirror.co.uk

heliotrope@retrofed.comEnglish · 9 hours ago

dantheclamman@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

Expert Warns Parents Against Taking Babies Up Mountains for Summit Photos

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Expert Warns Parents Against Taking Babies Up Mountains for Summit Photos

dantheclamman@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

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Jake Farm@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 hours ago

Uber’s Strategy for Fighting Sexual Assault Suits: ‘What Were You Wearing?’

www.nytimes.com

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Uber’s Strategy for Fighting Sexual Assault Suits: ‘What Were You Wearing?’

www.nytimes.com

Jake Farm@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 hours ago

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green_goglin@thelemmy.clubEnglish · 2 days ago

RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

www.theguardian.com

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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

www.theguardian.com

green_goglin@thelemmy.clubEnglish · 2 days ago

Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 1 day ago

Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

consequence.net

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Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

consequence.net

Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 1 day ago

slothrop @lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day ago

Michigan finds hair salon owner violated the law by directing trans people to pet groomers

www.advocate.com

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Michigan finds hair salon owner violated the law by directing trans people to pet groomers

www.advocate.com

slothrop @lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day ago

EatingOnions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Israeli court halts crocodile transfer to Palestinian prison over animal welfare concerns

www.arabnews.com

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Israeli court halts crocodile transfer to Palestinian prison over animal welfare concerns

www.arabnews.com

EatingOnions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

VetOfTheSeas@discuss.onlineEnglish · 2 days ago

US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

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US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

VetOfTheSeas@discuss.onlineEnglish · 2 days ago

SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say.

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VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say.

SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pubEnglish · 3 days ago

Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic

mymodernmet.com

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Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic

mymodernmet.com

abacabadabacaba@infosec.pubEnglish · 3 days ago

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Florida’s MAGA Attorney Threatens to Defund Catholic Schools Over Vaccine Mandate

www.thelettersfromleo.com

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Florida’s MAGA Attorney Threatens to Defund Catholic Schools Over Vaccine Mandate

www.thelettersfromleo.com

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

www.channelnewsasia.com

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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

www.channelnewsasia.com

gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

RFK Jr launches new cooking show with sauerkraut-inspired recipes

www.independent.co.uk

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RFK Jr launches new cooking show with sauerkraut-inspired recipes

www.independent.co.uk

Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not

www.theguardian.com

A photo of Senator Mitch McConnell taken when he was presumably still alive

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A photo of Senator Mitch McConnell taken when he was presumably still alive

Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not

www.theguardian.com

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

newrepublic.com

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Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

newrepublic.com

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

slaacaa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings

www.theguardian.com

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Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings

www.theguardian.com

slaacaa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 6 days ago

Trump Secretary Says Bike Lanes Are DEI

newrepublic.com

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Trump Secretary Says Bike Lanes Are DEI

newrepublic.com

Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 6 days ago

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