I'm bringing phlegmyback

Trouble for Justin Timberlake at the Gothenburg Hard Rock Cafe, reports the Mirror. Justin got upset:

A gaggle of teenagers were hounding him for pictures, but when he refused, one boy screamed "fuckface" at him.

It's claimed that Justin, 25, then shot back with: "Are you calling me fuckface? Go fuck yourself."

But is there so much difference between having a sexyback and a fuckface?

Anyway, Justin and Jessica Biel were then followed back to their hotel:

After a while, Justin appeared on the hotel rooftop with a woman - presumably Jessica - by his side. Sources claim that he then, bizarrely, started throwing a weird assortment of objects at his tormentors.

Says an onlooker: "First a load of ping-pong balls came raining down. Then came a plastic bottle of water. After that, there was strawberries and other fruit.

"And then came the phlegm."

Nino Antonio El-Khoury was pictured with spit on the back of his clothes, which he claims came straight from the superstar's mouth.

The 17-year-old said: "Justin spat on me."

It's a story that reflects poorly on Justin - not the spitting, but the discovery that, in a new town, he chooses to go to the bloody Hard Rock Cafe for his tea. No wonder he has a problem with flatulence.