Breakfast with Burgess

I think most right-people thinking have long had a dream of the perfect morning: waking up, grabbing Tim Burgess' delicious balls, splashing something creamy over them and just cramming those balls into their mouth.

Now Kelloggs have made that fantasy a reality.

MSNBC reports:

A few weeks ago, Burgess joked to his fans on Twitter that he wanted to invent a cereal by that name based on his favorite treat, Rocky Road.

“I was thinking it'd be cool to come up with a breakfast cereal,’’ Burgess told the Manchester Evening News. “I heard someone use the expression 'totes amazeballs,' and it sounded like something from 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' I sent a cheeky tweet saying I'd invented a new cereal and that Kellogg's were interested!

“But within an hour they'd got in touch.”

So far, there's just been the one box made, so only Tim knows what his balls taste like. Although Tim seems convinced they're going to be on sale at festivals.

The idea, though, is enough to make us happy. Now, we're waiting for Matteson's to get in touch with plans for a luncheon sausage.

Twittergem: Tim Westwood

Breakfast time. Time to check in with Westwood:

These all inclusive hotels mean you eat for 10 people cos its free food & I'm a greedy muthf#ka. If I was here for 2 weeks I'd explode & die

Death by Coco Pops, eh? Should we start a whip-round for a nice holiday voucher for Tim?

Westwood: Breaking waffle news

Hold the, erm, waffle iron: Westwood's had second thoughts:

Shit - recipe's to complicated - I'm gonna get Aunt Jamima waffle mix

The dream is over.

Saturday Kitchen with Tim Westwood

You know, there are those people who say that Twitter is little more than a gathering of the barely literate. Others say its a service for those obsessed with telling the world what they had for breakfast. Still more Twitterniks point to the blowhards who can't half-form an opinion without seeking an audience for it.

It might be a good idea to keep them away from TimWestwood as he seems to be combining all three complaints in one deft sequence:

I'm an expert on hotel breakfasts - this one's shaping up to be an average. I'll be able able to call it when the porridge gets here
30 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Its a 5 outta 10 - but if they don't hurry my porridge I'll miss me train!
22 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Newcastle Malmassion sets the standard for breakfast - they were more legendary back in the day
21 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Porridge's a bust & the waffles burnt. Crown Plaza Chester slips down in the ratings
19 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Shit tasted right - spoke to the chef - its a generous 7 outta 10
15 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Waffles were bangin - cook gave me the recipe & I'm buyin the same waffle iron. Chester Crown Plaze big in the breakfast ratings
1 minute ago from TwitterBerry

The most worrying one is the penultimate one... did he order that from the menu or was the chef merely reacting to having his porridge cricitised on the internet?

And why does Westwood want to buy a waffle iron and use a recipe which resulted in burnt waffles?