Anything to do with shoe making Boy

Ryan Schoenmakers is an Aussie Rules player whose hardness of exercising seems to correspond with his hair length or pulling a big green rubber band is really taxing.

Regularly undressed anyway Mexican actor Diego Boneta only sports tight black underwear for much of his performance on Scream Queens. The interesting bits were often in the shadows.

And Aussie model and reality inmate Ed Lower's behind in underwear and in subtly named swimwear.

Boys in the Classics

Educationally Finn Cole takes his top off in An Inspector Calls (candidly too) and in The Go Between there's some Ben Batt nudity.

In the film Lethal Seduction Caleb Ruminer plays a young chap who has been kidnapped by some bonkers female (who hasn't even taken Caleb's boxers off) and tied up in a sauna to be threatened and 'tortured' until rescued. Odd how nobody overreacts to male fluff being exploited on pants movies.

Aaron Renfree does some mixed media airline shirtless dancing with some fun positioning, credits as per taggage.

And today's random cute crawling through mud ruggedly guy and passed out on the snooker table guy.

Boys Pendulous

Packing Kevin McDaid, here seen furry, was in a boyband, was arm furniture, and is a photographer now (though it looks like a model as well) who likes to show off his behind (which is good) but not his front.

Getting closer and closer to the equally well filling British model Jay Conroy is probably best known for opening cars with his crotch in an advert. Unhappy looking when not vacant Jay focuses on underwear and swimwear (which is good too).

And pretty Jack Griffo is a well displayed American teen show television actor who is furrier off screen. Young Jack has something going on in his trousers.

Mat Boys

Whilst I would happy not have the tattoos (or the shorts) Nico Tortorella cries out for a savaging as does my favourite little drummer (no not rhyming slang) boy Harry Judd.

Niko Pepaj is an American model who acts or the other way round whose acting style (basically looking annoyed) relies heavily on his eyebrows when he is topless and vaguely dressed on Awkward.

And at the diving I want an Oliver Dingley, a Kristian Ipsen, a Philippe Gagne, a Sascha Klein, a Mike Hixon, a Steele Johnson (yes really), and as many Maxim Bouchards as I can get.

Boys of the Holly and Oaks

In soap operas certain things happen like blatant male flesh displaying in this case Fabrizio Santino who pretends to snooze as the camera pans towards his boxers.

Parry Glasspool does everything with his top off even shower. Parry shows off his body on (is that 'trail' drawn on?) and off screen (sometimes dopeily or promotionally), and goes the whole hog from the rear (who cares who directed it?). Annoyingly Parry's towel probably wouldn't come off in a hurricane.

And when not on screen they have to appear naked (with things in the way) in magazines like here with Ayden Callaghan.

Staring Boy

Some part of Aussie Rules player Drew Petrie has attracted the very obvious interest of Ben Jacobs. Any idea which?

Continuing my liking of the eliminated on America's Top Model (though I would happily have a trip up the Nyle), Bryant Wood whose armpit signalling is first rate and modesty is not an issue but arm positioning might be. Bryant's behind was popular, reasonably packing in all environments (there's someone in distress I'd storm the castle for), and he was no more bland than the majority of them when photographed.

And today's random cute crouching athlete, looking seductive, assuming the position (or cleaning windows), and hiding their assets but nothing else chaps.

Dethroned Boy

Scottish actor Richard Madden was not always over lit whilst topless (it's becoming a trend (a good one)) in the BBC's latest adaptation of Lady Chatterley's Lover.

Ben Jacobs is unfortunately not the one brave Aussie Rules player to wander around in just his speedos in the sea. Headwear heavy Ben does take his top off on land and probably isn't doing what it looks like or making an offer.

And finishing where I started with furry Scots here's Richard Rankin (not related to the author) and his Rorschach test of chest fur in the Syndicate. Richard wore the tightest trousers ever on Silent Witness.

Flatlands Boy

Church of England vicars of the 1950s were a lot more interesting than you would expect if you go by James Norton's portrayal (with added Robson Green) of Sidney Chambers in Grantchester. Furry James might have wondered if he needed such an audience. Yes would be the answer.

Happy to be played with Jon Eidson and Evan Todd play dumb jocks (well judging from the applause) who come to a sticky (behave) and underwear clad end in the stage musical version of the film Heathers. I would happily be the meat in that sandwich (lucky lass) if I can split the pair.

And AFLer Jarryd Lyons looks good in a group of other players in their kits or hoping those at the back get excited.

Kitchen Boy

Jonathan Keltz is an American actor and painting who presently has his top off on Reign. Who knew they had such savagable kitchen boys in France in that period.

Gage Marshall and Dustin McNeer appeared rather briefly on America's Next Top Model series 22. Well underwear filled Gage (inflicted by a really trying to get noticed extra) took the 'I'm a model so I must show off my armpits for just too long' approach. Just as filling Dustin and his possibly distracting tattoo have a naught past and action figure poses. They are clearly not focusing Dustin's face.

And my eyes are drawn to the centre of the image of a diver walking down a street.

Sprayed Boy

David Henrie is an American mainly teen television actor who spends so much time with his top off that one wonders why he needs a spray tan (and do the fumes make him look so vague in photo shoots?).

Celebratory and packing South African model Jason Selby could quality test underwear and know how to squat. Sundial Jason is used for holiday resort promotion (as if he's always in the pool) but is bright enough to fill his social media (candid or otherwise) with images of him with his top off.

And I love it how you only get to the first episode of the new season of Bitten before Greyston Holt shows off his behind.

Boy Thin

Micah Christenson is a skinny legs (skinny all over really) American volleyballer with a clingy kit and a desire to be Darth Vader.

The effort Hollyoaks take to keep the highly strokable Ayden Callaghan's chest in shot and the towel size more obvious than the positioning of a bottle and glassware (or am I just reading too much into things?).

And Carter Jenkins is an American actor whose behind is lighter, then darker, lighter again in Nightlight.

Boy Sees For

 Aussie Rules player Anthony Miles, here seen shirtless with some other chaps but not these ones, looks as if he'll swoon which is why he shouldn't pelvic thrust when celebrating.

 Trevor Morgan has his head (no not that one) held in the bath by a lass who sends Trevor to sleep (and strokable) in the film Buttwhistle.

Wrestler Shane Saunders has no behind but a passable bulge (one stage up from passable in different underwear or with stimuli) and a lovely vacant look. You can see more of Shane here.

And a towel gets in the way of Alex Pettyfer whilst Andrew Hayden Smith explains with a bottle.

Boy Selected

Back in the 1990s television scifi could look like it was heading in another direction like this featuring Kirby Morrow who was not being probed. Kirby later went on to do Stargate as did almost every other Canadian actor.

Thomas Reed is a solid (they all probably are) judoer (and pyjama airer) who adds (and vanity) to the selected beef of his sport.

Direct to video British actor Scott Adkins is hanging about unhappily (or is he trying to look angry?) until he has to pretend to be tortured. Scott then has a gun pointed at him by van Damme offspring Kristopher van Varenberg in the film Assassination Games.

And have I posted this picture of Ingmar Vos bulging?

Boy lacking Focus

Very filling British model Danny Swarsbrick does the armpit signalling that is required by his profession even off duty. Danny should focus on the his snake he has in his underwear.

Tall blond American actor Teddy Sears has a strop in his trousers and then more so in his boxer shorts (and wired up on a bed) in Masters of Sex. A still upset Teddy then stands by an open window naked.

And hairwaved Dutch athlete Joris van Gool, his armpit displaying and the bulge in his lycra running shorts (better not get too excited about winning Joris) finish as we started.

Boy Follows On

Dutch actor Kay Greidanus has his behind out on posters (on the right) and on screen. Rural Kay is just following other actors from the Netherlands.

Landon Liboiron, Canadian actor of the starey blue eyes, is a rarity who looks better feral than more clean cut (and pasty) Landon is less shaggy in werewolf flick The Howling: Reborn than his role (and choice of partner) in werewolf series Hemlock Grove for which he clearly needs danger money. Landon's topless in both.

And does it look like Justin Gaston uses a hedge trimmer for his manscaping?

Ripping Boy

People just keep on ripping off Aussie Rules player Matt de Boer's top to get to the goodness underneath. Matt even does it himself getting more dishevelled but with less torn clothing. I don't know why 'oh someone is taking a picture' Matt trains in a bra or where he's hiding his canoe.

Julian Morris (a British actor in case you didn't know) plays a regularly undressed (who makes good choices in underwear) or naked priest in the series Hand of God. Happily Julian's behind gets a goodly amount of screen time. The same can't be said for all parts of him as we get the usual frontal cover up.

And lycra suits the hot blooded British athlete James Forman as much as it does his teammates.

Singlet Boys

Above is Zac Efron and Adam DeVine (great poster) in the standard Zefronic nonsense (he was actually good in Parkland) Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.

Poor (and not at all vain in any respect) Michael Willett suffers from a really bad case of pixilated crotch (as did the advertising Gregg Sulkin) in Faking It. Michael looks like he was happy to show off.

And Significant Mother's Aussie in America Nathaniel Buzolic is still as allergic to shirts (not jackets) as he has ever been but the audiences are changeable.

Unchangeable Boys

Diver Chris Mears bulging modelling swimmwear, no change there, actor Nolan Gerard Funk shirtless against a grey background, no change there either.

Parker Mack, who is an American actor, goes through the whole range of facial expressions whilst talking to a chap through a window in Faking It. Parker is only allowed to show half of his nipples and that rarely.

And Aussie Rules player Michael Rischitelli becomes the centre of male attention and with an odd expression whilst being played with.