Recently, with the cooperation of the FBI, CIA and CTU authorities shut down an alarming operation before it could do any damage. It wasn't concerning the economy, terrorist activity, or the lack of good apple fritters in the world. It was even worse... It was about Christmas!! Yes, I know you might be thinking, "But it's only September and Christmas is still a long ways away." While that is mostly true, X-Mas decorations have already appeared in stores, and contributed to the planning of this dastardly and nefarious scheme. You see, mommy decided that she wanted to get the early scoop on her Christmas presents. She realized that the off-season was the time to make her move. Good ol' Santa is probably off vacationing on some tropical beach somewhere and has left his elves in charge of all the work at the North Pole. So mommy decided to disguise me as an elf so that I can infiltrate the North Pole and find out what her presents are. Don't believe it??? Well take a look at this pic my friend...

I'm sorry to say that I let it progress to this point but mommy tricked me into it by telling me it was a Halloween costume. As soon as I realized her malicious plot I put a stop to things right away!!

Cuz... what if Santa found out and he took away all of my presents, too???