A Short Message.

I'm willing to bet most of you have seen this, but just in case you haven't:

P.S.A.

This looks like the sort of thing Max Fleischer might have come up with.
...If he was on acid.

If you Can't Stand the Heat...

...it is advisable to stay out of the kitchen.

до свидания, 2008

I, for one, won't miss this crappy year one single bit. It will live on in my memory as the year that nothing--not one single God-forsaken thing--went right. Happy New Year, all. And may 2009 be better than its predecessor.

Singin' in the Rain

Viddy well, old brother, viddy well...

Non Sequiturs, Ep. 5

The pretentious classicist in me abhors this, but my inner nerd thinks this is the greatest thing ever. Katanas make everything better. Even Grand Hotel, which in a perfect world would end in a stylishly-choreographed swordfight between Flaemmchen and Grusinskaya in the lobby of the hotel (with Flaemmchen winning, naturally). Not that the plot of the film really provides for such a scene, but it still would have been fantastic. And stop staring at me like that.

Proof that I am not an Artist

There's a reason I didn't pursue a degree in Art. Hell, I didn't even go to New York. Dorothy did go to New York, but probably never did study art. My creation might work as a wallpaper, if your monitor is set to a huge resolution (and you are a horrible nerd, like me).

Sieg Shalom?

Today is both Passover and Hitler's Birthday. The universe must have a pretty high tolerance for irony not to have caved in under the weight of that paradox. If we add to the mix that today is 4/20 (that is, Thanksgiving for potheads), one must stand in awe of the coincidence. God is playing with our heads. Maybe we should all just get high.

De Religionis

Though it probably makes me a traitor to both camps, I still can't see why religion and science are so incompatible.

Housekeeping

Just in time for spring, Terminal Sigma has broken out her* new wardrobe. Granted, the new wardrobe is kind of the same as the old one, but I felt it was time for a change, and I like the new look much better. I've also been kicking around the idea of getting a flickr account.

Real world concerns have made blog maintenance difficult, so I do apologize to my loyal readership for the sparsity of updates. If it's any consolation to you (and it probably isn't), the next album of the week is coming tomorrow evening, and it's gonna be a good one.

I've got important birthdays to celebrate Saturday and Sunday. You should all know whose birthday it is on Sunday, but Saturday's birthday boy is a bit more obscure.

*Yes, the blog is female. She's also an angry lesbian emo chick.