Achtung!

An alarm on a local garage 300 yards away has been ringing for the past 24 hours. I have phoned the number given on the alarm box only to receive a politely worded "fuck offski". I have phoned the police..."nothing we can do". I have phoned the council emergency line and received a very polite "sorry, we can't help you".
Ladder and axe I think...balaclava, dark clothing, wait for darkness....



"You've not seen me, right?"




The only response I can think of at the moment is to play LOUD music...Gogol Bordello
TTFN.