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February 28, 2006
Get A Clit Palm @ Human Upgrades...
Human Upgrades would have never been at the top without keeping its philosophy which is TOP QUALITY, TOP SERVICES and TOP EXPERTS. Human Upgrades does not take any compromises or anything which is not the best. For every person in Human Upgrades there is just one level of quality and it is the top one. Our clients get only the top class products and can rely on our high educated and experienced personal.
Sounds nice no? What are these top class products you ask? The center offers a wide array of dna enhancements such as the Simple Nose, Simple Ear, Simple Cunt (go check that one out for yourself), an extra nipple or thumb and my personal favorite the palm clit.
The palm clit would be perfect for you working suckers who are bored in your cubicles.
Fans of Nip Tuck will find this Internet Hoax hysterical.
Check out this great spoof of the superficial here:
http://www.humanupgrades.com/



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The World Gangbang Champion (NSFW)…
The Greatest Victory Dance Ever!!!
Why Women Don’t Get As Many Tickets (NSFW)…
A Real Transformer...
LOL, It's A Mini-Guido...
Christina Aguilera Super Cleavage & Short Skirt Video…
A Streaming Version Of Howard Stern's Sirius Radio Show…
Willa Ford Is Hot Hot Hot!!!
Budweiser's Philosophy On Topless Beaches…
This Is Juggernaut Bitch!!!
God I Love Spanish TV...
Attu Is The Greatest Explorer Of Our Day (NSFW)…
The Top 10 Strangest Ipod Accessories…
Kelly Clarkson Has A Big Booty…
Big Tits Flash (NSFW)…
Caprice, A Lingerie Designer???
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February 27, 2006
Bottom's Up: Staring Paris Hilton
I don't know about you guys, but I smell Oscar.
Contrary to Internet rumors Paris will not be playing the Bottom; this isn't the sequel to One Night in Paris this is a real movie.
Update: More On Paris's Amazing Acting Skills
Previously: Jessica Alba's Ass In Into The Blue
Previously: Body Guard Feels Up A Drunk Paris Hilton
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February 26, 2006
A Bluetooth Laptop The Size Of A Pen
My friend sent me these pics of this really cool "laptop". You really can't call it a laptop because this thing won't sit on your lap as it's only the size of a pen. I don't really know how it works or anything about it (I'm a tech retard) but from what my friend said it uses Bluetooth wireless and projectors from a pen like instrument to produce both the monitor as well as the keyboard on flat surfaces.
Check it out, we are finally starting to keep up with the Jetson's.






Previously: Apple iPhone Concept
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February 24, 2006
Autistic Teen Is A Real Life Rudy
This is a touching story about a real life Rudy. Jason McElwain is an autistic teenager who attends Athena-Greece High School in Rochester, NY. Jason loves basketball but, I guess because of his disability, the coach thought it best to make Jason the team "basketball manager". For the last three years, Jason has suited up and sat on the sidelines during every game.
Finally after three years and probably pressure from both the team and fans, the coach put Jason in for some garbage time, late in the 4th quarter of the final varsity game of the season.
What happened next surprised everyone.
Jason scored from behind the three-point line. Then he did it again, and again, and again. By the time it was over, Jason had dropped 20 points during the last four minutes of the game. His outstanding performance was felt by everyone in the building as the crowd went crazy, surged onto the court and lifted Jason onto their shoulders, with a big grin across his face.
This is the beauty of sports and a testament to the fact dreams do come true...
Check Out The Video Of The Performance & Celebration
UPDATE: More On Jason's Story
Previously: Michael Jordan's Most Famous Moves
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February 23, 2006
J-Lo Shaking Her Ass In A Thong
From the 1996 film Blood and Wine staring Jennifer Lopez and Jack Nicholson.
I doubt she would have flashed her ass back then (for the peanuts she probably received for the role) if she knew what that ass would come to mean to pop culture in the ten years following the release of this movie...







Bonus JLo's Nice Ass Video
Previously: J-Lo Pokies And Side Cleavage!
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February 22, 2006
Link Dump: WWE Divas, Bad Boob Jobs and Beer Pong...

Unseen WWE Divas 2006 Pictures 180 Pic Zip File…
A Massive 1000 Picture Eva Longoria Gallery…
This Is Very Weird And Very Disturbing…
How to Date a White Woman…
Victoria Beckham Wins Gold…
Lindsay Lohan Sans Bra…
Most Unusual Buildings On Earth…
A Collection Of BAD Boob Jobs (NSFW)…
The name's Bond...Broke Bond…
The Beer Pong Slam Dunk!!!
For You Family Guy Fans…
Norris v. Lee, No Chest Hair, No Chance…
Marisa Miller is Unbelievably Hot and Topless in GQ (NSFW)...
Don't Got Any Viagra? Try A Pencil (What An Idiot)!!!
This Guy Is The Man, Reminds Me Of Jack Bauer...
Avril Lavigne Is Damn Hot!!!
Kissing And Flashing Girls (NSFW)…
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Don't Got Viagra? Don't Worry, Use A Pencil.
Pencil in penis backfires
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." Article
This guy should have stuck his pencil in here instead.
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Video: Carmen Electra - Kissing Victoria Silvstedt
Yesterday I brought you the pictures, today I bring you the video, of Carmen Electra kissing Victoria Silvsedt on French TV.
This little French talk-show host cracks me up, he almost looks like he had an accident because of the two sexy things squirming around his stage...
Previously: Carmen Electra - Kissing Victoria Silvstedt (Photo Gallery)
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February 21, 2006
Is This Elisabetta Canalis???
Elisabetta Canalis is a gorgeous Italian, model / actress / B-list Italian celebrity. I guess she is something like the Italian version of Kelly Brook or Victoria Silvstedt. I love Euro broads, they tend to be slim yet curvy and dress very sexy.
Elisabetta Canalis
As you can see in the thumbs below, Elisabetta is dressed very sexy in one of those "side cleavage showcase" dresses. I love these dresses, they are so fucking sexy. I am definitely nominating whatever gay fashion designer invented these dresses for Man Of The Year. Side cleavage showcase dresses have to be like the 3rd or 4th greatest invention ever; somewhere after air conditioning but before bubble wrap ( I just love popping those bubbles).

Speaking of these dresses, a reader sent in these pics of an Italian beauty who he claims to be a soccer reporter. I don't think Elisabetta (I love her name too) is a soccer reporter but it looks like her. To be honest, I don't really care if it's her or not, I can still appreciate her boobies...

Previously: Another Hot Euro Chick
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Michael Jordan's Most Famous Moves
Check out this awesome Air Jordan XXI shoe commercial featuring the next generation's take on Michael's greatest moves and poses. This is an amazing tribute to one of the most amazing athletes the world has ever seen. The guy never lost because he never chose too, he could win a game with sheer will and determination.
I wanna be like Mike, I will not work for a living...
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DoubleViking.com Radio
Hey folks, we decided to cave in and put up a radio station. Listen to it and chime in on whether we suck as DJs or what type of music you like to hear. Our playlist changes daily, sometimes twice a day.
My friends over @ doubleviking.com have started an Internet radio station, check it out here.
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February 19, 2006
Carmen Electra - Kissing Victoria Silvstedt
What's better than two hot chicks making out?
I'm still trying to decide but until I can think up an answer enjoy this massive gallery of Carmen Electra and Victoria Silvstedt including a few of them kissing...
UPDATE: THE VIDEO!!!
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Previously: Carmen Electra's March 2006 Loaded Shoot
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