You Wretched Creatures!

BECAUSE NO ONE NOMINATED ME FOR THE BLOGGIES I AM GOING TO:

1. Steal some wings and choke all the birds in the air.
2. Sniff then sit or gak on your food.
3. Trash your house.
4. Potty in your pot plants.
5. Eat your fish.
6. Snag your clothes, blankets, sheets, furniture and furnishings.
7. Snag my nails on YOU.
8. Yowl up your toilet and shower pipes when you’re showering or crapping.
9. Want food ALL THE TIME! Even when you're sleeping.
10. Sit on your lap just before commercial breaks when you’re watching television.
11. Stick like a bur and be almost impossible to detach from your lap especially if you want to visit bathroom or get phone.
12. Steal your chair every time you get up.
13. Yowl for you to open a door and then stand and think in-between the entrance.
14. Take over the WHOLE bed and turn you into a pretzel by pinning you down so can't get out from under the covers or even roll over.
15. Walk on you when you are trying to sleep.
16. Run over your head.
17. Gak and vomit on your bed right after clean linens are laid.
18. Fight with other Hellcats outside your bedroom window at night.
19. Scratch your eyes out.
20. Keep all the chocolates and money I was going to give to you. if you NOMINATED ME!

This applies to EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!

Except Election Drone HERE *vomit*

Cats

Meet Hellcat.

How do you do all you nice *vomit* sweet *vomit* Illustration Friday Slaves };-}

Weirdest Habits when Hallucinating

Brought to you by a Hallucinating Hellcat:
I've been infected with ANOTHER virus. This time it's an extra weird one spread by the extra weird AtomicVelvetSigh and if that isn't bad enough, I'm supposed to list my all-time five weirdest habits. Don't have habits but if I did, they would only be WEIRD to Slaves because Slaves ARE weird all the time - just like AtomicVelvetSigh and her Twisted Thoughts within her Four Brick Walls
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Thought a fever would make it easier to pretend I might have a weird habit. Nope. Waited until hallucinating which, Mwhahahahahahaaaa ... worked wickedly. You can read list below and I insist they ARE VERY GOOD behaviours which are weird only because I'm hallucinating and spasmodically seeing from a Slave's viewpoint. I'm also VERY good at spotting ugly reactions!

• Irrational (to Slaves only) behaviour such as tearing around the house at top speed talking to myself and launching a frenzied attack on an unsuspecting toy. Or interrupting route with sudden vertical leap into the air then continuing as if nothing happened. Or staring fixedly at a blank wall or corner, turned off television etc. I also like to carry on a conversation with another Hellcat or Slave's dead ancestors who are invisible to Slaves.
  
  
• Sometimes after scoffing down a critical mass of grass outside, I can't make it to Slave's favourite chair or oriental/shag rug to throw up. I only make it to not so good traditional illness locations and let it rip. This is NOT a habit yet, but if it was it would be weird.
  
  
• Very occasionally when Slaves are asleep my loud as possible retch doesn't wake them. To prepare for such a circumstance, I DO make sure their bare foot is likely to find it EVERY TIME. They are blind in the morning and need assistance in locating the mess. This is MUCH too nice *vomit* of me!
  
  
• Water would be really great if it wasn't WET! The water dish is the last resort for a drink and dripping taps are the best, with the Great White Bowl next best. Sometimes when I can't hear the sound of running water and basins, shower, bath etc. are dry - I receive a terrible fright! After desperately consuming from the Great White Bowl, I blink to find the water inside is COLOURED and contains SOMETHING! It is VERY WEIRD of SLAVES to suggest this is a habit of mine!
  
  
• Resisting attempts of being fed pills or any liquid medicine by squirming and not opening my mouth and shaking head vigorously. If pills make it into my mouth, I swallow but keep the pill in mouth and spit out when Slave isn't watching. Or refusing food that looks or smells like it may have had medicine sprinkled on it IS NOT A GOOD HABIT! *vomit, vomit, vomit!!!*

I'm spewing all over Jane Doe, Lily or Lucy White, Modroom, Catnapping and ESPECIALLY Unknown and Merlin and Princesse OF COURSE!

The Lummox Club

Brought to you by Biglump:

Members of the Lummox Club like to sleep on their Slave's bed.

Take over the WHOLE bed!!! It's often necessary to push the sleeping Slave around to make room. Lots of satisfaction can be had if there is more than one Slave or Cat in bed!

Turn Slaves into pretzels practising their nocturnal yoga positions! Try pinning them down so they can't get out from under the covers or even roll over.

EXTRA fun can be had if you can get ALL other occupants out of the bed entirely!

Tip: Try sitting on or regularly running over face to get it out of the way.

Club Motto: Move over!

If your Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred, try listening to my Birrrrrthday Song, always sung in bed ...

MOVE OVER!

Virus Tag

Brought to you by Hellcat:

Don't like being infected and NOT in the mood for a virus! ESPECIALLY three times in a week!

You can read about my last infection at Random Tagged which has 20 random facts.

Sick Cats:

Flake Tiger Brooke

Deplume

Vacattack's Slave, BadPoet

Can fight over five facts each and then SHUTUP!

Flake says Balless Blunder started this disgusting disease!!

Balless Blunder blames Merlin and Princesse. In fact, they have been sprrrrreading the virus back and forth for ages! DISGUSTING!