Audit Sistem Pengurusan Kualiti
Auditor: Ada apa apa program seperti 6 sigma... FMEA...yang dijalankan di sini?
Mas, Araki & SM: Tidak ada.
Kume: Ada. Kami ada program FMEA. Program ini dijalankan di HQ.
Wtf! Rendah betul IQ dia ni.
2008-07-17
2008-07-16
2008-07-13
Zeus Myth
Do you ever wonder if you really have a soulmate?
Do you ever wonder why there are gays and lesbians?
Don't you ever wonder why some people love their same sex?
Do you ever wonder why some people love their opposite sex?
And do you ever wonder why these love are indestructible?
Why do most people seem to cannot live without someone to love? And finally, why is it that people do not know what they have until it is gone?
Let me tell you about the Myth of Love...
It was said that before, in the origin of times, there were three sexes; male, female, and androgene. Original humans do not look like how we humans look today. Humans before were said to be twice of each person now, with two heads, two pair of eyes, two pair of lips, four hands, four feet, two bodies, two hearts, and of course two genitals.
Then, if the person has two vaginas, that is a female. If the person has two penis, that is a male person. If the person has both the two different organs, a vagina and a penis, then that person is an androgene.
They said that androgenes were the most beautiful people among all because they have mostly the best features and characteristics of both the male and the female. Because these people dream of being in heaven, even if they already have the heavens in their selves, they want to experience it even for just a little while. And so they climbed to Mount Olympus, Zeus got furious upon seeing the people going up the mountain. He said, "How dare these immortals climb our wondrous world? And to think I'd let them experience it! Especially now that they do not cherish of what they have!!!" He got so mad that he used his lightning bolts to cut each person in half to make them weaker enough so as not to continue on climbing.
The God of Healers healed the wounds of the people cut in half. And from then on, everyone started to look out for their pair the moment they got down from the mountains. This is why there is the term "soulmates". Their bodies, in which their souls rest, used to be one. Therefore soulmates.
They said that this is also the reason why there are people who love their same sex, the gays and lesbians. They are the males and females before. And this also explains why gays are creative, because they are both males before, they tend to concentrate on what they lack. The same thing for lesbians. Because they are both females before, they tend to be strong as not to be underestimated.
Androgenes would be equal to male and female lovers. That is why nowadays these couples are the most acceptable, stronger, and the most beautiful among all partners, they have the strength of both males and females. Lovers nowadays, whether gay, lesbian, or male and female couples, are indestructible because they are the pairs before.
They are really meant to be.
This myth also explains why it is natural for people to just realize the value of the people they love only when they are about to be gone or are already gone. Because this happened even before, and we become weaker without our pair. We realize that we need them, truly love them, and that together, we are stronger.
This is also why we kiss. We always try to find the lips wherein ours will fit well. This is also why we like to hold hands with the one we love, to find out if the spaces between their fingers are the spaces where ours used to lay. And finally, this is why we always find someone to love. We always want to complete ourselves... Because we need the strength of the one we love in order to go on with the hardships of life... we need to fill in a missing space... and most of all, because we used to have two hearts. We need to find the other one.
Do you ever wonder if you really have a soulmate?
Do you ever wonder why there are gays and lesbians?
Don't you ever wonder why some people love their same sex?
Do you ever wonder why some people love their opposite sex?
And do you ever wonder why these love are indestructible?
Why do most people seem to cannot live without someone to love? And finally, why is it that people do not know what they have until it is gone?
Let me tell you about the Myth of Love...
It was said that before, in the origin of times, there were three sexes; male, female, and androgene. Original humans do not look like how we humans look today. Humans before were said to be twice of each person now, with two heads, two pair of eyes, two pair of lips, four hands, four feet, two bodies, two hearts, and of course two genitals.
Then, if the person has two vaginas, that is a female. If the person has two penis, that is a male person. If the person has both the two different organs, a vagina and a penis, then that person is an androgene.
They said that androgenes were the most beautiful people among all because they have mostly the best features and characteristics of both the male and the female. Because these people dream of being in heaven, even if they already have the heavens in their selves, they want to experience it even for just a little while. And so they climbed to Mount Olympus, Zeus got furious upon seeing the people going up the mountain. He said, "How dare these immortals climb our wondrous world? And to think I'd let them experience it! Especially now that they do not cherish of what they have!!!" He got so mad that he used his lightning bolts to cut each person in half to make them weaker enough so as not to continue on climbing.
The God of Healers healed the wounds of the people cut in half. And from then on, everyone started to look out for their pair the moment they got down from the mountains. This is why there is the term "soulmates". Their bodies, in which their souls rest, used to be one. Therefore soulmates.
They said that this is also the reason why there are people who love their same sex, the gays and lesbians. They are the males and females before. And this also explains why gays are creative, because they are both males before, they tend to concentrate on what they lack. The same thing for lesbians. Because they are both females before, they tend to be strong as not to be underestimated.
Androgenes would be equal to male and female lovers. That is why nowadays these couples are the most acceptable, stronger, and the most beautiful among all partners, they have the strength of both males and females. Lovers nowadays, whether gay, lesbian, or male and female couples, are indestructible because they are the pairs before.
They are really meant to be.
This myth also explains why it is natural for people to just realize the value of the people they love only when they are about to be gone or are already gone. Because this happened even before, and we become weaker without our pair. We realize that we need them, truly love them, and that together, we are stronger.
This is also why we kiss. We always try to find the lips wherein ours will fit well. This is also why we like to hold hands with the one we love, to find out if the spaces between their fingers are the spaces where ours used to lay. And finally, this is why we always find someone to love. We always want to complete ourselves... Because we need the strength of the one we love in order to go on with the hardships of life... we need to fill in a missing space... and most of all, because we used to have two hearts. We need to find the other one.
2008-07-12
Skrip harian Kume-san
Isnin
Banyak produk rosak daripada DB proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. DB adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Selasa
Banyak produk rosak daripada WB proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. WB adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Rabu
Banyak produk rosak daripada PC proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. PC adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Khamis
Banyak produk rosak daripada MD proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. MD adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Kesimpulannya, semua proses adalah sangat penting. Heheh
Isnin
Banyak produk rosak daripada DB proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. DB adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Selasa
Banyak produk rosak daripada WB proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. WB adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Rabu
Banyak produk rosak daripada PC proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. PC adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Khamis
Banyak produk rosak daripada MD proses. Tolong beri perhatian yang lebih. MD adalah proses yang sangat penting.
Kesimpulannya, semua proses adalah sangat penting. Heheh
2008-07-11
Tazkirah Hari Jumaat - Talkin
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Mahasuci Tuhan yang Engkau bersifat dengan Baqa' dan Qidam, Tuhan yang berkuasa mematikan sekalian yang bernyawa, Mahasuci Tuhan yang menjadikan mati dan hidup untuk menguji siapa yang baik dan siapa yang kecewa. Mahasuci Tuhan yang menjadikan lubang kubur sebesar-besar pengajaran untuk menjadi iktibar kepada orang yang lalai, dan sebesar-besar amaran kepada orang yang masih hidup.
Ingatlah! Bahawa sekalian mahluk Allah akan jahanam dan binasa,melainkan zat Allah Taala. Ialah Tuhan yang Mahabesar kuasa menghukum, manakala kita sekalian akan kembali menghadap hadirat Allah Taala.
Wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA,wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, hendaklah kamu ingat akan janji-janji Allah yang mana kamu ada bawa bersama-sama dari dunia ini.
Sekarang kamu telah menuju masuk ke negeri Akhirat.
Kamu telah mengaku bahawa tiada Tuhan yang disembah dengan sebenar-benarnya melainkan Allah, dan bahawa senya Nabi Muhammad itu Pesuruh Allah.
Ingatlah wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, apabila datang kepada kamu 2 orang malaikat yang serupa dengan kamu iaitu Mungkar dan Nakir, maka janganlah berasa gentar dan takut, janganlah kamu berdukacita dan risau serta janganlah kamu susah-hati dan terkejut.
Ketahuilah wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, bahawasanya Mungkar dan Nakir itu hamba Allah Taala, sebagaimana kamu juga hamba Allah Taala.
Apabila mereka menyuruh kamu duduk, mereka juga akan menyoal kamu. Mereka berkata:
Siapakah Tuhan kamu?
Siapakah Nabi kamu?
Apakah agama kamu?
Apakah kiblat kamu?
Siapakah saudara kamu?
Apakah pegangan iktikad kamu?
Dan apakah kalimah yang kamu bawa bersama-sama kamu?
Di masa itu hendaklah kamu menjawab soalan-soalan mereka dengan cermat dan sehabis-habis terang, tepat dan betul. Janganlah berasa gementar, janganlah cuak dan janganlah bergopoh-gapah, biarlah tenang dan berhati-hati.
Hendaklah kamu jawab begini:
Allah Taala Tuhanku,
Muhammad nabiku,
Islam agamaku,
kitab suci Al-Quran ikutanku,
Baitullah itu qiblatku, malahan solah lima waktu, puasa di bulan Ramadhan,mengeluarkan zakat dan mengerjakan haji diwajibkan ke atas aku.Semua orang Islam dan orang yang beriman adalah saudara aku, bahkan dari masa hidup hingga aku mati aku mengucap: "La ila ha illallah Muhammaddur rasulullah".
Wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA tetapkanlah hatimu, inilah dia suatu dugaan yang paling besar. Ingatlah bahawa kamu sekarang sedang tinggal didalam alam Barzakh, sehingga sampai satu masa kelak, kamu akan dibangunkan semua untuk berkumpul di Padang Mahsyar.
Insaflah wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, bahawa senya mati ini adalah benar, soalan malaikat Mungkar dan Nakir di dalam kubur ini adalah benar,bangun dari kubur kemudian kita dihidupkan semula adalah benar,berkumpul dan berhimpun di Padang Mahsyar adalah benar, dihisab dan dikira segala amalan kamu adalah benar, minum di kolam air nabi adalah benar, ada syurga dan neraka adalah benar.
Bahawa senya hari Kiamat tetap akan adanya, begitu juga Tuhan yang maha berkuasa akan membangkitkan semula orang-orang yang di dalam kubur.
Di akhirnya kami ucapkan selamat berpisah dan selamat tinggal kamu disisi Allah Taala.
Semoga Tuhan akan memberi sejahtera kepada kamu. Tuhan jua yang menetapkan hati kamu. Kami sekalian berdoa mudah mudahan Allah Taala menjinakkan hati kamu yang liar, dan Allah menaruh belas kasihan kepada kamu yang berdagang seorang diri di dalam kubur ini.Mudah-mudahan Tuhan akan memberi keampunan dan memaafkan kesalahan kamu serta menerima segala amal kebajikan kamu.
Ya Allah Ya Tuhan, kami merayu dan bermohon kepada Mu supaya tidak disiksa mayat ini dengan kemegahan penghulu kami Muhammad SAW.
Subhana rabbika rabbil izati amma ya sifun wassallamu alalmursalinwalham dulillahi rabbil alamin.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Mahasuci Tuhan yang Engkau bersifat dengan Baqa' dan Qidam, Tuhan yang berkuasa mematikan sekalian yang bernyawa, Mahasuci Tuhan yang menjadikan mati dan hidup untuk menguji siapa yang baik dan siapa yang kecewa. Mahasuci Tuhan yang menjadikan lubang kubur sebesar-besar pengajaran untuk menjadi iktibar kepada orang yang lalai, dan sebesar-besar amaran kepada orang yang masih hidup.
Ingatlah! Bahawa sekalian mahluk Allah akan jahanam dan binasa,melainkan zat Allah Taala. Ialah Tuhan yang Mahabesar kuasa menghukum, manakala kita sekalian akan kembali menghadap hadirat Allah Taala.
Wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA,wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, hendaklah kamu ingat akan janji-janji Allah yang mana kamu ada bawa bersama-sama dari dunia ini.
Sekarang kamu telah menuju masuk ke negeri Akhirat.
Kamu telah mengaku bahawa tiada Tuhan yang disembah dengan sebenar-benarnya melainkan Allah, dan bahawa senya Nabi Muhammad itu Pesuruh Allah.
Ingatlah wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, apabila datang kepada kamu 2 orang malaikat yang serupa dengan kamu iaitu Mungkar dan Nakir, maka janganlah berasa gentar dan takut, janganlah kamu berdukacita dan risau serta janganlah kamu susah-hati dan terkejut.
Ketahuilah wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, bahawasanya Mungkar dan Nakir itu hamba Allah Taala, sebagaimana kamu juga hamba Allah Taala.
Apabila mereka menyuruh kamu duduk, mereka juga akan menyoal kamu. Mereka berkata:
Siapakah Tuhan kamu?
Siapakah Nabi kamu?
Apakah agama kamu?
Apakah kiblat kamu?
Siapakah saudara kamu?
Apakah pegangan iktikad kamu?
Dan apakah kalimah yang kamu bawa bersama-sama kamu?
Di masa itu hendaklah kamu menjawab soalan-soalan mereka dengan cermat dan sehabis-habis terang, tepat dan betul. Janganlah berasa gementar, janganlah cuak dan janganlah bergopoh-gapah, biarlah tenang dan berhati-hati.
Hendaklah kamu jawab begini:
Allah Taala Tuhanku,
Muhammad nabiku,
Islam agamaku,
kitab suci Al-Quran ikutanku,
Baitullah itu qiblatku, malahan solah lima waktu, puasa di bulan Ramadhan,mengeluarkan zakat dan mengerjakan haji diwajibkan ke atas aku.Semua orang Islam dan orang yang beriman adalah saudara aku, bahkan dari masa hidup hingga aku mati aku mengucap: "La ila ha illallah Muhammaddur rasulullah".
Wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA tetapkanlah hatimu, inilah dia suatu dugaan yang paling besar. Ingatlah bahawa kamu sekarang sedang tinggal didalam alam Barzakh, sehingga sampai satu masa kelak, kamu akan dibangunkan semua untuk berkumpul di Padang Mahsyar.
Insaflah wahai SAYA Bin IBU SAYA, bahawa senya mati ini adalah benar, soalan malaikat Mungkar dan Nakir di dalam kubur ini adalah benar,bangun dari kubur kemudian kita dihidupkan semula adalah benar,berkumpul dan berhimpun di Padang Mahsyar adalah benar, dihisab dan dikira segala amalan kamu adalah benar, minum di kolam air nabi adalah benar, ada syurga dan neraka adalah benar.
Bahawa senya hari Kiamat tetap akan adanya, begitu juga Tuhan yang maha berkuasa akan membangkitkan semula orang-orang yang di dalam kubur.
Di akhirnya kami ucapkan selamat berpisah dan selamat tinggal kamu disisi Allah Taala.
Semoga Tuhan akan memberi sejahtera kepada kamu. Tuhan jua yang menetapkan hati kamu. Kami sekalian berdoa mudah mudahan Allah Taala menjinakkan hati kamu yang liar, dan Allah menaruh belas kasihan kepada kamu yang berdagang seorang diri di dalam kubur ini.Mudah-mudahan Tuhan akan memberi keampunan dan memaafkan kesalahan kamu serta menerima segala amal kebajikan kamu.
Ya Allah Ya Tuhan, kami merayu dan bermohon kepada Mu supaya tidak disiksa mayat ini dengan kemegahan penghulu kami Muhammad SAW.
Subhana rabbika rabbil izati amma ya sifun wassallamu alalmursalinwalham dulillahi rabbil alamin.
2008-07-10
2008-07-03
A Piece of Advice to Myself
Never break the heart that truly loves you...
So remember...
You are not her first and might not be her last, or her only...
She has loved before...She probably will again...
But if she loves you now...What else matters???
She is not perfect...You aren't either...
And the two of you will never be...Perfect...
But if she can make you laugh at least once...Cause you to think twice...
And admits being human...And making mistakes...
Hold on to her and give the most you can...
I'm so sorry, Puteri. Please forgive me.
Never break the heart that truly loves you...
So remember...
You are not her first and might not be her last, or her only...
She has loved before...She probably will again...
But if she loves you now...What else matters???
She is not perfect...You aren't either...
And the two of you will never be...Perfect...
But if she can make you laugh at least once...Cause you to think twice...
And admits being human...And making mistakes...
Hold on to her and give the most you can...
I'm so sorry, Puteri. Please forgive me.
2008-07-02
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