Sheesh!

So, Jimbo, when's your next trip to Florida?

This is a hell of a thing to wake up to in the morning.
Woman finds 8-foot alligator in her Florida kitchen

I think I would rather have mice.

Da-dum....da-dum..

Should you visit south Florida, it might be a good idea to confine you swimming to the hotel's indoor pool or the ocean.

Seems there is was a thief in Miami who forgot that rule.