Saturday, April 01, 2006
Kittens are the bestest
Aren't they?
Name my kitten
I'm going to have a new kitten!!! Mummy cat and Daddy cat have been busy recently. I can tell by the smug, self-satisfied and slightly perverted looks on their faces. I'm expecting Mummy cat to go into labour and start screaming and yelping from the bushes at the bottom of the garden any day now. And then I bet Daddy cat will go and dump the placenta on my kitchen floor, because Daddy cat is like that. I can't wait! And new kitten will need a name. A lovely kitteny name. I love giving names to kittens. I might call it Smudge or Tigger or Cleo or Brandy or Abby or or Mittens or Candy or Felix or Oscar or Pebbles. What do you think I should call it? Go on, tell me! Even though I'm probably going to call it Smudge anyway because that's well cute. Or maybe Brian.
Kittens are the cutest
Three top tips for keeping kittens
1) If you're going away on holiday, you can keep your kitten amused and entertained by locking it in the cupboard under the stairs with a ball of string and a ping pong ball.
2) Kittens don't like water. You can prove this by dropping your kitten into a swimming pool. But you can only do this once.
3) Somewhere around the age of nine months, kittens stop being cute and cuddly and grow up into cats. They get big and straggly and independent and then they're no fun any more. This is the time to stop feeding them in the hope that they'll go and live with a neighbour, and then you can go and buy a new kitten instead.
Froggy kitten
Oh my god. I found a kitten on the internet and it looks like a frog. Can you believe that. A kitten. That looks like a frog. A big green frog. Just like a frog. First of all I thought it was a real frog. Yes it was that convincing. It had this big green head and huge eyes. Big staring froggy eyes. And green froggy feet, just like a frog. It looked just like a frog. And then I looked a bit closer and I saw that it wasn't a frog at all. Oh my god! It was a kitten. A kitten dressed up as a frog. A kitten wearing a green hat made out of felt which just happened to look like a frog. The frog's eyes were perched on top of the kitten's head like a hat. And the frog's legs were sticking out of the kitten's neck. And the kitten's head was poking out of the frog's mouth! ROFL. That is so funny. That is so clever. It's a froggy costume for a kitten. And it looks just like a frog. How brilliant is that. I can't believe I fell for it. It looked so much like a frog. but it was really a kitten. I so want a costume like that for my kitten. If only I could read Japanese.
Kittens are the future
One day the internet will be overrun by webpages about kittens. Be very afraid.
Aren't they?
Name my kitten
I'm going to have a new kitten!!! Mummy cat and Daddy cat have been busy recently. I can tell by the smug, self-satisfied and slightly perverted looks on their faces. I'm expecting Mummy cat to go into labour and start screaming and yelping from the bushes at the bottom of the garden any day now. And then I bet Daddy cat will go and dump the placenta on my kitchen floor, because Daddy cat is like that. I can't wait! And new kitten will need a name. A lovely kitteny name. I love giving names to kittens. I might call it Smudge or Tigger or Cleo or Brandy or Abby or or Mittens or Candy or Felix or Oscar or Pebbles. What do you think I should call it? Go on, tell me! Even though I'm probably going to call it Smudge anyway because that's well cute. Or maybe Brian.
Kittens are the cutest
Three top tips for keeping kittens
1) If you're going away on holiday, you can keep your kitten amused and entertained by locking it in the cupboard under the stairs with a ball of string and a ping pong ball.
2) Kittens don't like water. You can prove this by dropping your kitten into a swimming pool. But you can only do this once.
3) Somewhere around the age of nine months, kittens stop being cute and cuddly and grow up into cats. They get big and straggly and independent and then they're no fun any more. This is the time to stop feeding them in the hope that they'll go and live with a neighbour, and then you can go and buy a new kitten instead.
Froggy kitten
Oh my god. I found a kitten on the internet and it looks like a frog. Can you believe that. A kitten. That looks like a frog. A big green frog. Just like a frog. First of all I thought it was a real frog. Yes it was that convincing. It had this big green head and huge eyes. Big staring froggy eyes. And green froggy feet, just like a frog. It looked just like a frog. And then I looked a bit closer and I saw that it wasn't a frog at all. Oh my god! It was a kitten. A kitten dressed up as a frog. A kitten wearing a green hat made out of felt which just happened to look like a frog. The frog's eyes were perched on top of the kitten's head like a hat. And the frog's legs were sticking out of the kitten's neck. And the kitten's head was poking out of the frog's mouth! ROFL. That is so funny. That is so clever. It's a froggy costume for a kitten. And it looks just like a frog. How brilliant is that. I can't believe I fell for it. It looked so much like a frog. but it was really a kitten. I so want a costume like that for my kitten. If only I could read Japanese.Kittens are the future
One day the internet will be overrun by webpages about kittens. Be very afraid.