I just played a great gig at a nice downtown hotel and pretended like I was LAdy Gaga when I was walking in with my violin. How lame is that? For one, I don't listen to Lady Gaga. Two, I don't wear outlandish outfits. Three, I play a stringed instrument and live in the Bible belt. I figure that's about as far away from Lady G as one can get. I just know that rock stars frequent that place, so my mind was imaging ridiculous things.
She probably would have valet parked and not walked 2 blocks in 2 millimeter heels she bought at Ross for twenty dollars.
I am obviously not a rock star.
The only reason I'm on the computer is because my little girl just got out of bed and insisted it wasn't fair that I got to have a cozy night all by myself watching T.V., so I turned it off. Yes darling, your Dad is sleeping in a man-tent in Colorado with his buddies and has been there since Thursday rummaging around in Vail at the largest rummage sale in the NATION and I am stuck here deciding whether or not to avoid Matthew McConahoohah or Adam Sandler on Saturday night!!!! Aggghhhh!!!! It's a glamourous life.
At least I was LAdy Gaga for two minutes.
Here's the latest around our house:
a. We're down to one hamster. Don't ask.
b. ALL of my grass is dead. We don't water grass for some reason.
c. I bought an animal print comforter that makes me very, very happy.
d. I'm waiting on new windows to be measured and ordered. Apparently major hail storms make this an impossibility for the next 18 months or something...
e. My parents will be hosting their second 'China King wait staff/managers' pool party this coming Tuesday night at 11 p.m. My parents don't speak chinese. Their Chinese friends barely speak english. Needless to say, I love my parents and their open hearts. I WILL be there with my camera this time!
f. Flat chested Chinese women sometimes refer to themselves as 'airport' (flat like a runway) My Dad overheard their conversation about 'airport' and thought they misunderstood that word for 'swimming.' He then proceeded to do swimming moves in the restaurant to show them what the word swimming meant. "No, not airport! SWIMMING!!! (as he's re-enacting the breast stroke by the sushi...no pun intended) Dad, they understood your word for swimming. You just made a spectacle of yourself.
g. I'm out of things to say. I think I'll eat some ice cream and hope I don't see my children again for another 12 hours.
Good night!
p.s. Erick, pa-lease come home soon.