Phew .... I don't know about you lot .....
but I'm absolutely knackered after watching that a couple of dozen times ;-)
Keep fit videos .... dontcha just love 'em!
Showing posts with label adverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adverts. Show all posts
Saturday, 21 August 2010
Keep Fit Video of the Week
Phew .... I don't know about you lot .....
Wednesday, 11 August 2010
Saturday, 26 June 2010
Sexist Advert of the Week
Fuck BA.
It's low cost budget airlines for me, from now on, but there's so much choice.
Fuck Easyjet.
Fuck Ryan Air.
Fuck BMI Baby.
It's Avianova for me, from now on.
Haven't a bastard clue what they're saying in this advert and that infuriatingly catchy 70's style backing track* is a tad nauseating but who gives a flying fuck, they sure know how to keep their cockpits clean (fnarr) ;-)
*"It's Such A Good Night (Scoobidoo Love)" by Paul Rothman, if you're at all interested.
Thursday, 27 May 2010
Sunday, 16 May 2010
Sexist Advert of the Week
The righteous PC brigade can fuck the fuck off!
It 'made oi larrf' and that's all that matters here ;-)
via MicroDave
Saturday, 19 December 2009
Freakiest Advert of the Day
Enjoy!
Monday, 2 February 2009
We Are Clearly Most Primitive
The Smash adverts are still absolute fucking classics and can still make me laugh like a fucking ninny, even today!
Don't know about anyone else but I just can't bear to watch I.T.fucking V. anymore. Haven't watched it for years. The fucking adverts drive me mad. They're all crap and there's just far too many of them.
Back 'in the day' though they were brilliant. They were often clever, entertaining and most of all they could be 'pant wettingly' funny. Literally sometimes.
Ok, so there where some dreadful ones too like 'Shake 'n' Vac' but we can still all recall it though can't we? I can remember my mother using the stuff. Wiggling and jiggling around the house like some demented fucker with rickets. She even had the same fucking Hoover as the stupid bint in the advert, probably still got it now. Tightarse!
Anyhow the 'stuff' looked like fucking talc powder if you ask me. In fact, one time, I caught my baby brother trying to shove some between the cheeks of his arse in an attempt to soothe some 'plastic pant rash' or other.
Didn't work of course. He just bawled his fucking head off until 'mummy' gave him a pink wafer.
Had to laugh though, next time he farted a little puffy white cloud appeared from under his corduroy shorts and sprinkled onto his brown Startrite sandals!
"Great cars and a great deal more"
British Leyland cars, wow, they were the dogs bollocks in those days. I adored the Dolomite Sprint and always aspired to having one. Alas, I never managed it but a friend of mine did have one when we were about 18, cream with a black vinyl roof it was. Jammy bastard! What a fanny magnet that thing was come Friday night. A right pair of 'Jack the lads' we were. Always on the look out for a couple of 'Jill the girls'!
And what about Kia-Ora.
Another classic advert of the time but fuck me though, a stereotypical black kid singing?
Christ, Nanny would probably have a stroke if that aired today, coupled with violent anti racist protests too, I shouldn't wonder.
"I'll be your dog."
Good times!
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