Johnny Says Do This - Johnny Says Do That - Pull Wagons - Pull Buggies - Work Work - Will It Ever End?

My name is Jasper.  I'm nine years old.  I'm part saddle horse and part walking horse.  I have lived right here on this ranch for five years.  This place belongs to Johnny and me.  Johnny just plays; I have to work.  Work, work work!

Here I am pulling a buggy, hauling Johnny.  On top of all that, he has a friend with him.

Working again, just another day at the office!  Johnny gets this old black Amish Buggy out every few days and I have to pull it around, here and there and everywhere.  At least, I am getting a few minutes break while he's in the pharmacy.  He has got me parked in a car parking zone and there is no telling how long he'll leave me, just standing and standing.  He'll talk to everyone in the store.

If I have to pull something, I think I had rather pull this buckboard.  But, what do I know?

                                    

If he thinks I'm gonna pull that piece of junk, he's crazy!

I hate parades.  I have to march in one every year, more often than that, truth be known.  They think this is a wedding carriage but it isn't.  I'm keeping my mouth shut, though. I say nothing!  I don't mind pulling Wyatt, but look...I have Casey and Johnny too, the big sluggers.  Just load the wagon, don't mind the mule. 

That's Nick coming up behind me on Daisy.  He thinks he's a cowboy, but he is not.  Look at that silly cap.  But, I ain't said nothing.

Oh, no, not another wedding!  It looks to me like Johnny is getting the "carriage" all ready for one.  I hate doing weddings, takes forever. 

Yep, I was right, another wedding for me to do.  See this stupid collar?  I WOULD NOT do these dumb weddings if not for Casey.  She owns a florist and directs weddings, so I'll help her.  But, I am NOT doing this for Johnny, mind you.

This is the last straw!  Work me to death, would you?  I've been thinking about things.  Johnny is my best friend. This past winter the pond froze over and I walked out too far on the ice. Guess what. I went through the ice and down to my neck. I had my head stuck up out of the water, screaming BLOODY MURDER.  Johnny ran, I mean RAN to my rescue. He grabbed an iron rod and chopped his way in to where I was and pulled me out. By the time we got out, Johnny and I were both near dead with hypothermia.  All that grumbling and complaining I was doing against Johnny?  I take it back.
  

Tippy - The Herding Dog and His Goats ~

Johnny, my son-in-law, owns a Border Collie that answers to the name Tippy.  When Johnny first got Tippy, he headed straight for the pasture and has been there ever since.  If he is not in the pasture, he is lying there at the fence watching, guarding the animals.  Tippy is a herding dog, but had not been trained when Johnny got him, still hasn't had the proper training for herding, but he herds just he same.  When Johnny first got Tippy there was a horse or two in the pasture, but what captured Tippy's interest was some goats.  One day he decided to herd the all of the goats into the barn.  It was really hot that day, but Tippy didn't give that a second thought.  He rounded up all of the big goats, got them in the barn, then went after the baby goat.  The baby goat had no idea what Tippy was trying to do and would not co-operate.  Tippy decided to get behind the baby goat and push the little fellow into the barn.  All of the older goats stood just inside the barn, peeking out, watching.  Johnny noticed what was going on and called out to Tippy, stopping all of the rounding up for the day.  Tippy got scolded for being so aggressive on a hot day.  The goats were glad. 

My friend, Manzanita, over at Wanna Buy A Duck has a cute video of a herding dog named Coty.  Coty is sliding down a children's slide with a cute little girl.  Manzanita would love for you to visit her, I'm sure. 

The Finished Soap with "Silk Added" - A Story in Pictures

Lye and water mixed.  Ready to Add Silk Noil. 8:08 AM

My camera automaticly records the time, so I thought it would be interesting to add it in. 

This is the Easy 2 Pounds of Soap Recipe.  I decided at the last minute to make silky soap so I added a little bit of silk noil.  Noil is the short fibers left over during combing or spinning silk.  It takes just a little piece of silk to make "silky" soap.  The silk noil is added to the lye/water mixture and is quickly dissolved.  Silk is a natural additive for soap, producing a silky bar.  I will add short captions under the pictures since you are becoming somewhat familiar with the steps of soap making.   

Oils and lye at proper temperature.  Ready to add lye to the oils. 8:48 AM

Oils are beginning to saponify. 8.51 AM

Oils are at trace stage. I used the stick blender (not pictured).   8:59 AM

9:01 AM

This is a box mold I lined with freezer paper.  The box is a used and recycled medium size flat rate priority mail box.  I cut the end off of the bottom up at the 4" level.  The box finished at 12" long X 3.5" wide X 4" high.  It is perfect for 2 pounds of soap.

9:04 AM

The soap has been poured into the mold.

9:07 AM

Mold covered with a small quilt to keep heat in.

Next morning.  6:18 AM

6:22 AM

Removed from box mold and freezer paper unfolded.

Silk Soap Log - 46.30 Ounces

Easy 2 Pounds of Soap Recipe

I call this my "Easy 2 Pounds of Soap" recipe. 
This is a nice recipe for a well-rounded balanced soap using only 3 oils.

Coconut Oil 10 ounces (283.49 grams)
Lard 10 ounces (283.49 grams)
Olive Oil 12 ounces (340.19 grams)
Distilled Water 10 ounces
Lye 4.54 ounces ( 126.84)
 Yield: 12 Bars 

Coconut Oil - Lard - Olive Oil

Distilled Water - Lye Crystals

Follow these simple steps and you will be on your way to being a good soap maker.  You will enjoy the luxury of fine, chemical free, handmade soap in all of its glycerin glory.

1. Prepare your water and lye crystals as shown in above photo.  Wearing rubber gloves and eye covering is recommended in case of spills.  The important thing is, be careful and don't spill.  Go outside in open air.  Pour lye crystals slowly into water (not the reverse).  The lye mixture will fume for a minutes and it will get somewhat hot.  Leave it to cool as you are preparing your oils.

2. Weigh your oils.  Put the coconut oil and lard in a stainless steel pot and melt on low heat.  Remove from heat and add the olive.

3. Allow your oils and your lye water to cool down to around 110 degrees, a little more or less.  I don't believe this degree is crucial.  Some people get very technical with this issue and use a thermometer.  I have not found this to be necessary. ----I am getting a little ahead, but I want to point out the thing that is important.  It is necessary to insulate your soap after it has been poured into the mold.  Placing a small blanket or the equivalent over your soap will help hold the heat which occurs during the saponification process.  Holding the heat in insures that your soap will reach "full gel".

4. Pour your lye water slowly into your oils.  You will see your oils starting to change as saponification begans.  The oils are starting to neutralize.

Stir with your wooden or plastic spoon for a minute, then use a stick blender if you have one, as this will speed up tracing tremendously.  Blend in spurts.  Blend then stir, but be careful to keep your beater under the soap at all times to keep down air bubble in the finished soap.  Wooden spoons or plastic items will need to be reserved for soap making as the lye will absorb into these materials.

5. If you don't have a blender that you want to use, you will need to stir with your spoon until your soap reaches trace.  It will take longer, sometimes much longer, but just keep stirring.  It will trace :).

6.  Pour into your mold and cover with a blanket for 10 - 12 hours.  Remove from mold and cut into bars when soap is firm to the touch.

I am showing you the results of this recipe in MMS Lye Calculator.

You can see by the record above that I took a 6.5 % lye discount value and the amount of lye necessary is 4.54 ounces (see the green column).   This means that you will have 6.5 % excess oils in your soap that will not be neutralized. 

Anytime you make a recipe of your own or use a recipe that you find in a book or that someone gives you, I can not stress how important is is that you run that recipe through a lye calculator.  You should prove before you waste good oils that your lye discount is in a good zone, not lye heavy, nor lye light.  Soap that is lye heavy will dry your skin and to the other extreme, not enough lye will cause the soap to become rancid. 

Happy soaping,

Soap Making - Know Your Lye Amount

I realize that I have posted rather extensively on this subject, however I feel the need for one more post about "lye calculating" before I leave the subject.  There are several good calculators on the internet and they will all give you the same thing, or close.  I have mentioned two calculators in previous post, the SoapCalc and the MMS.  MMS is user friendly and is mainly for just finding the amount of lye and water to use for a specific selection of oils in a recipe that you may have found on the internet, whereas the SoapCalc is more for finding soap properties, etc. and learning to create recipes on your own.

In this case, I am showing you MMS and I am using one of my easy soap recipes for an example.
It is very simple to add your amount of oils into the proper slot and then click Calculate.  This is what you will see. 

Under Liquids, you get your amount of water to be used.  You can use the low amount for quicker trace or higher number for slower trace, or go middle ground is good, even for a beginner.

You see the oils you entered in the Fats and Oils Section.  Next section is the Lye Table.  Scroll down and select a number that you choose to "Super Fat" at.  I use 6.5% but it is ok to use 6%, to be less confusing.  I would use about 5.25 ounces of lye in this recipe, (using 6.5%).  Never use less that a 5% lye discount for body and face soap.  The red area is considered the danger zone, your soap will be "lye heavy" if you are in the red area.  To super fat in the turquoise are at 9% - 10%, your soap will be too soft and worse, "too fat" and will go rancid on you, smelling bad.

For making your own laundry soap, super fat at 1%.

Prove Your soap Recipe

I have a recipe and we are going to run it through the SoapCalc to prove that it will not only make soap, but also make good soap. We want a balanced soap that is high in “Hardness, Cleansing, Conditioning, Bubbly, and Creamy.
Below is the recipe that we are going to prove.

Gerry's Easy Soap Recipe
Small Batch - Total of 38 oz Oils

COCONUT OIL 9.5 oz (269.32 grams)
OLIVE OIL 15.2 oz (430.91 grams)
VEGETABLE SHORTENING 13.3 oz (377.04 grams)
WATER  14.44 oz (409.36)
LYE  5.32 oz (150.99)

Open SoapCalc and go through the steps:

(1) Select NaOH for bar soap (KOH is for liquid soap)

(2) Select pounds, ounces, or grams – In this example, we am going to select ounces. (the view printout will be in grams also)

(3) 38% of water to oils is good for beginners (some use 35%, you will get a little faster trace)

(4) Super Fat at 5% is about average. I usually super fat at 6.5% for a little more conditioning bar. (this means I am using a bit less lye) Some people add oil at trace and this is also called "super fatting". I don't do this, I simply super fat at a higher % to begin with.

(5) We are selecting COCONUT OIL in the oils column. In block (6), we click the + to add that to our list of oils. We will select OZ in block (7) and type in 9.5 ounces. Next, we select OLIVE OIL and enter the 15.2 oz.  We will select Walmart GV ALL VEGETABLE SHORTENING (you can use any brand of solid shortening) and enter 13.8 oz.

Click Calculate Recipe.  This is what we get.

We can look back in block (5) and see the total numbers (in blue) of our total soap properties and see that we have good high numbers in all points.

If we are satisfied with our numbers, we can go on to View Recipe. (Just for the record, you could increase your coconut oil to 30% and lower one of your other oils 5%. If so, that would increase your hardness number, but it would lower your conditioning.) 

Click View Recipe.  This is what we get.

Water and lye amounts are in the purple, oils are in the green areas and your averaged numbers in the center column in yellow.

Now we know we can make good soap with this recipe.  We will write in our soap recipe name at the top, print it out and make good soap!

Harvesting the Hay

From the back deck, we could see and hear the tractors and hay

balers running.  Johnny was having hay baled for his horses

winter food.  I am sure Abby, Jasper and Daisy will find it tasty. 

He made nearly 400 bales in these few acres right here at the edge of

the city limits.  They are just getting started loading hay, there is more!

and more....

and more.