Why would I want a ranch dressing recipe?

I found this recipe for ranch dressing and wanted to keep it. Why would a ranch dressing hater want this recipe? Because there is an AMAZING "dip" that I like to eat with a spoon (a really big spoon) that calls for a packet of preservative and chemical laden ranch dressing mix. Hopefully some day I will come across that recipe and throw it into this post. Until then - here is the recipe for gross dressing:

• 1 cup mayonnaise
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1/2 teaspoon dried chives
• 1/2 teaspoon dried parsley
• 1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed
• 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1/4 teaspoon onion powder
• 1/8 teaspoon salt
• 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper

Whisk and chill.