What Just Happened (2008) • View trailer for What Just Happened
Three stars (out of five). Rating: R, for profanity, brief (but shocking) violence, fleeting nudity and drug use
By Derrick Bang • Originally published in The Davis Enterprise, 10.31.08Buy DVD: What Just Happened
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I'm not sure it's possible for a film to satirize Hollywood at this late date.
Back in the days of
Sunset Boulevard
and
The Bad and the Beautiful
, Tinseltown was a largely mysterious dream factory that hypnotized Midwestern ingenues, discarded most of them, but nurtured a chosen few and made them stars who truly were, at the time, much larger than life.
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While Ben (Robert De Niro, center) and the nebbishy Dick (John Turturro, right)
watch apprehensively, Bruce Willis (left, playing himself) places the first spade
full of dirt on the coffin of a Hollywood agent who unexpectedly took his life. |
Scathing cinema indictments about the film industry therefore were greeted with curiosity and considerable interest, particularly when such pictures cut close enough to the bone to raise the wrath of studio bigwigs who worried that a composite character looked a little too familiar.
But we now live in a media fishbowl: an era of TV gossip shows such as
Entertainment Tonight, where celebrity misbehavior and studio venality are as commonplace as beer and pretzels. Nothing about the process is secret or even mysterious any more; Terry Gilliam's heroic battle with Universal Pictures, over the integrity of his script for
Brazil
, has become the stuff of legend. Similar tales fill every issue of magazines such as Entertainment Weekly.
Even the subtler elements of filmmaking have become tabloid fodder, as when soundtrack composer Gabriel Yared broke the code of silence and orchestrated a public meltdown when his score for
Troy
was summarily dismissed and replaced by hackwork from James Horner. Such musical substitutions no longer are carefully guarded studio secrets; we now know all about Henry Mancini's rejected score for Hitchcock's
Frenzy
, or Alex North's rejected score for
2001: A Space Odyssey
. Goodness, you can buy the latter score, and compare it to what Stanley Kubrick used instead.
All of which explains why
What Just Happened, despite quite engaging performances from star Robert De Niro and several key supporting players, just isn't very interesting. Despite its wholly authentic pedigree — adapted by actual Hollywood producer Art Linson (
The Untouchables,
Fast Times at Ridgemont High,
Fight Club and last year's
Into the Wild, among many others) from his wonderfully salacious memoir,
What Just Happened: Bitter Hollywood Tales from the Front Line
— what emerges in director Barry Levinson's film is just a lot of been there, done that.
Let's see...
• A protagonist too married to his job to sustain any actual relationships: check.
• The obligatory poke at laughably stupid sessions with a shrink: check.
• An on-set tantrum by an overpaid star: check.
• The agent too cowed by his clients to rein in their narcissistic behavior: check.
• The nubile young cuties willing to sleep their way into a career: check.
• The devastated indie filmmaker who feels betrayed when ordered to re-cut the ending of his "challenging" film: check.
I'm actually tempted to read Linson's book, because I'm sure it's much more aggressively and hilariously outrageous than what he and Levinson have chosen to adapt here.