Many, many thanks to Nack for providing the link for the Glastonbury2002 Tentlocatortron9000.



The Nack and co. camp site you can see perfectly



Mine on the other hand... well I think that's the right yellow tent. Click on it to enlarge and you can kinda make out the bunting...

"Be warned there are over 100 photos..." of Glastonbury warns our Nack.

What he doesn't warn you is the background image alone is 150K, and the animated back button gif ain't much smaller. In total his Glastonbury pages are 5meg. This may be OK for Poade and his broadband connection, but it ain't on for me, so here's a thumbnails page.

Sorry Nack. Having gone through the bother of downloading the whole five meg though, I've found the photos are more than worth it...

Following on from Jodie's Tits, somebody found my site by looking for fuck lisa edinburgh on a PORN search engine...

and they stayed and looked at most of the photos...

Tiny Windows Games is a good little idea. Very small games (in screen dimension and kilobytes), so you can get away with playing them at work. I've only downloaded the billiards one, and it was a bit fiddly but fun and, hey, small.

I found this after following this link from b3ta for a small prgram that just displays a windows progress bar. Run the program at work, then sit back and read the paper. If the boss comes in they'll think you're computer's busy. Smart one, though I don't need it since the only time my work computer isn't slowly "progressing" some bit of code is when it's blue screening...

Poade Day.

The Spirit of Manchester as displayed at the Commonwealth games - a brass band, a brief rain storm, then a seventies disco. Yep, that's pretty accurate.

Fighter Planes passing my window and search lights over Manchester, this must be what World War II was like.

ZAKYNTHOS 2002. 113 Photos. Parental Guidance advised.

A couple of things from b0g that amused me and I thought I'd share with you, because you're worth it.

Andy's sent some more Glasto photos, and very good they are too.

There are a number of people I know who really do need one of these,

Someone visted my site by searching for "tits out office party" on Google yesterday.

Another search was for Jodies tits (I'm the only result for that search believe it or not). I must tell Jodie, she'll be delighted.

I still get lots of visits from people typing in footymanager.xls or "Stag Do". You are all very welcome, however you found your way.

Left Zakynthos: 12.00PM GMT
Arrived Birmingham: 15.25PM GMT
Arrived Stockport: 18.45PM GMT

deadman, this will probabley sicken you...
But at that price I had to get one, it arrived yesterday... ...shall we play...

Well, since two months ago and one month ago, my weight has dropped again.



God damn it, if I continue to lose weight it's gonna get dangerous, BUT WHERE'S MY FLAT STOMACH? eH? eH? I demand a flat stomach for all my efforts God damn it.

Quantum leap to be remade...

I loved it as a kid, but recently catching it on UK Gold left me wondering why...

This looked like a really good Benicio del Toro starrer when i saw the 'trailer' before Minority Report tonight. Such a shame it's a hoax; it's about time somebody made something starring del Toro.

Stuff I bought cos of Glastonbury 2002:
The White Stripes
Shibusashirazu
Stuff I bought cos of Isle of Wight 2002:
Starsailor

I regret none of the purchases and encourage everyone to buy them...

You are Rivaldo
You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

Deadman "Danger" Jones

You live life like it's your last day on earth. There isn't a challenge that you aren't up for and that ultimately attracts all the wrong and right kinds of attention. The opposite sex adores you, rivals respect you and the Evil ones wants to kill you.

Vital Gear
Includes a day job to provide a cover for your secret spy life and a swinging shag pad.

What your middle name?

George "Undaunted" Devine

You have eluded capture, killed the assassin, reclaimed the family jewels and are now confronted with 100 armed men and no visible means of escape. Are you kidding? You live for these scenarios and always manage to escape.

Vital Gear
Includes a loyal sidekick to help you escape, crazy glue, and making sure the bad guys attack one at a time.