The plastic soda bottle was invented by Nathaniel Wyeth, son of the great illustrator N. C. Wyeth.

Actually, he was better than great. He was... Cugat.

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so teh hot c ristmasn itam tahhis yheer is teh yapper stopper dog collar! its a gret lital gaget. it booasts 'Seven intensity levels for a wide variety of dispositions' an 'Surgical stainless steel contact points to minimize irritation to the dog's skin'.

teh heaart of the unit is a capacitor teh size of a pintglass form a old fender bass amp. for a slplit secand itll blast ur baloaved animal caompanion with 3200 volts! at the highast powar setign under idael conditiio0nts a mediamsize dog wil literaly burst inta flame! evan hte largast dogs wil be stone dead bafore they hit teh grouound.

so my queestoin to u is not can yuo aford to owan one a these beauties but rathar can you affrod not to? i leave hte answasr to that one up to ur conciscieances ladiesangentlamenan cashonloy pleasethankyou!

BZZZZTTZTZT!!1!1!

ps if antyhign gos wrorogn pls contact my atornys ziegfeld ziegfeld ziegfeld ziegfeld ziegfeld ziegfeld ziegfeld bunghole an ziegfeld thxn!

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wel teh only thigin i hate moare then gizmodo is tv.

but it seams taht some kniuckalheads form gizmoda went aruound some hoorrable consumar electrornics show wiht a davice caled 'tv-b-gone' that turns tvs off. an tahts jsut waht they di8d.

weldone gizzmoodo!

mind u thuough il stil bomb theyre ofices if i geta chance. miserable hyparventliglating clowans...

via deviantsynth.

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my fernd s---- got oane. nice heft to it an it coms in a neat box. but than teh actavatoin webpage was unusabal an she relized she didnt actuly wnat her phaoane to play mp3s anyhow. an basids it was to damn big. so she just raturned it. we nevar did se it in action. not sure she evan swiched it on. but havign enjoyed the packagign alredy i didnt feel i mised much.

gona give it 10 outa 10 he're. no rely you shulda seeen taht box. heckova box! hard act to folla. the phone itslef woulda been a letdown for sure.

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hyuk hyyurk. hyuk.

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ok so i bot tihs parduct its a gatuar. its a red one with teh pointy parts its a picea crap. totel chep junk. so this is my araview from teh product.

frist thign is its rely rely quiat! i bot it because it loks like teh one agnes youg to acdc has an i wanet ta soun liike him but it dont answar. its like 'tika tkika' real quiet no mater how hard u hit it. i thikn the nobs are broke to cause whatvar u turn em to it dosnt make any difarence. so i triared the othar metel kobs on the othar end an it dont matar with them ether. i kep turnign em an it wasnt loudar! aftar awhile one a teh wired broke to! an than anothar! ive had it ony six monfs aredy an i only got two wiras left onit. how junky is that? so i wen't to the store an tol em i nedad a new one cause it was broke an they jerked me aroun an game me al this crap about strigns. wtf?! its teh wiares you clulass fuck! THE WIRAES! fuckin 'strings'? patrernizing pricks tretin me like a kid. so i tol em i wasnt bron yestedy an id nevar draken their door agan an left.

but than my f4rnd siad i nedet a ampafer so i got one an it cost a HUNDRAD BUCKS amost! an it dont do notihng u just sit it thare an pugl it inta teh wall an it hisses an a litl light goes on. thats all. it dont help teh giutar. wtf? frist it turns out its nota copleate product u gota buy MORE STUFF they dont tel u about. which is a ripof. than it dosnt work anyway so tahts anothar ripof.

oh an finely i triad putign a pencel in teh litl mettal hole in it but no luck. whats that hole for anyway?

jesas im rely pised of.

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