Does Not Prevent Erections

 

Morning

Last week, Maddie left a comment about Salt Peter as a joke. I thought, why not a post about that myth --- it's one they used to tell new recruits in the military, "There's saltpeter in the food, to keep your pecker down."

Of course, it's not true. Saltpeter was not an abundant ingredient in the chow hall food. But, of course, even if there was, it does not prevent erections. Nor does it douse the libido.

Food Grade Sodium Nitrate is used for curing or smoking meats - like bacon, sausage, and corned beef (yum!).

Here's a spiffy YouTube video that pretty much explains how the myth started and spread.

Enjoy your day!

Proverbial Icing

 

Morning

Happy Juneteenth.

A lovely, well-written response from an older Reader to the young man who asked if his dick would ever calm down.

"At 85 I suppose it's only natural that that physical ability has gone too, but it hurts more than not being able to jog a mile (which at forty I used to do almost every morning before breakfast) or carry a 50 lb. bag of manure from the car to the back yard, or step into my jeans without sitting down or leaning against something.

I miss erections sorely and would kick myself in the ass, if I could, for not  appreciating them more, when they were more frequent than convenient. Was so scared of the embarrassment of being caught with one, but can't remember how I got the notion they were something to be embarrassed about.

My  advice to your readers: be kind to your boners and give them the loving attention they desire and need.

And take good care of 'em, 'cause you only get one willy in life."

That final sentence is the proverbial icing.

Wood happens.

Have a good weekend.

Happy Equinox

 

Morning

Happy Spring Equinox

To readers in the Northern Hemisphere.

"The time when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love."

The libido kicks into Extra High gear.

And it makes me eager for pool time.

Or better yet, lounging on a nude beach.

Happy Friday!

Ridiculous

 

Morning

Are you cut, circumcised? 

You are??

Oh, CRAP!!!

I'm SO sorry, bro. But not for the reason you think.

It's 'cuz, by RFK, Jr.'s account, you're autistic! That's the latest insanity from the Senate-confirmed Secretary of HHS.

Newsweek Headline: "...New Austism Theory: Tylenol for Boys After Circumcision"

Sure, sure....we all know there are times when men only think with the "little head," but I don't believe it has anything to do with autism. This is most likely the reason for that:

I seriously don't know if the man can get any more ridiculous in his beliefs.