kj. "I’ll Make a King Out of Me (The Richard III Theme Song)." The Potential Musical Version of Richarrd III.
Long-time blog readers will know that I often compose songs for my students as a way of reviewing the material.
I’ll Make a King Out of Me (The Richard III Theme Song)
Now it is the winter—of our discontent.
We have a King named Edward, who I sure resent.
I can smile and murther while I smile
(That’s from Henry VI, Part Three).
Forsooth, I’ll make a king out of me.
Hacking through a forest and all rent with thorns,
Wondering if my mother wishes I weren’t born,
I’m a twisted, half-formed, wretched man,
But I’ll soon be “Richard Three.”
With luck, I’ll make a king out of me.
I think I’m destined to be a villain
(Lady Anne hopes “He’ll woo me.”)
Oi, so many lives are standing in my way!
When I plot, they think that I am chillin’
But you all know the true me.
I’ll grab that crown from you someday!
(I’ll be king)
I must thank God for my humility,
(I’ll be king)
And quote the Bible to serve my purpose.
(I’ll be king)
I’ll grab me some old Pink Floyd records
And listen to The Dark Side of the Moon.
That’s not strictly relevant, but it fits . . . the line.
Buckingham will back me—almost all the time.
He won’t take the princes down,
So Old Tyrrel will work for me.
And then I’ll be a king—Richard Three.
(I’ll be king)
Let it out that Lady Anne’s sick,
(I’ll be king)
But I would wait ’til the coronation.
(I’ll be king)
I have a hunch Richmond won’t do damage—
As long as I have my horse with me.
(I am king)
I’m going to reign like the storm in King Lear
(I am king)
Richard One and Two can’t outdo me.
(I am king)
I planned all this over four whole plays now
Victorious in the first teratology!
































