Friday, 16 November 2018

Wednesday, 14 November 2018

G+ Salvage - Cyberpunk Hack and DCC Adventures

Putting up PDFs of shit I only ever done did post on G+ - in both cases click the picture and get a PDF

CYPERPUNK 2020 POST APOC HACK



Dungeon Crawl Classics Adventures


Now fuck off yeah

Tuesday, 6 November 2018

Castle Overlook

***FUCK OFF TUESWFRP PLAYERS***

First up, WFRP1e is fucking great - barring the career system which needs some fixing.

This is a little patchy but whatever

Roll 1d20+number of rooms visited and just kinda riff off the contents, letting things slowly get worse. Speed it up by doubling the number-of-room count.

1-20 is normal
21-40 is eerie
41-60 is strange
61-80 is weird
81+ is CHAOS

d20+rooms

Purpose

1

Guest bedroom

2

Guest bedroom

3

kitchen

4

kitchen

5

privy

6

dining hall

7

storeroom

8

dining hall

9

servants room

10

servants room

11

study

12

studio

13

barracks

14

library

15

library

16

storeroom

17

wardrobe

18

barracks

19

servants mess

20

great hall

21

greenhouse

22

childs room

23

chapel to no god at all

24

cell, sign of recent use - bed is a mess

25

apothecary

26

armoury, but all weapons subtly blunted and bent

27

room of mirrors

28

death-mask room - all of them seem in slight pain

29

single book detailing the current activities of Guy

30

single book detailing the current activities of Harvey Boatman

31

potraiture of the Emperor, with subtle deformities

32

family tree with many many connections to witches - if researched

33

collection of disparate diaries and logbooks and journals - victims

34

kitchen of rotten food

35

ballroom, but the orchestra pit is full of broken instruments

36

altar of sigmar, reversed

37

altar of taal, built of city goods

38

suit of armour in traditional style - full of rodents and insects

39

completely empty, bare of all ornamentation

40

servants quarters - but all bed clothes are under the beds, like they sleep there

41

torture chamber

42

surgery, all the tools blunt and cruel

43

horrendously overgrown greenhouse, signs of tending

44

jars of human hair line the walls

45

blackened crib

46

indoor pool, stained wine-red, surrounded by bottle of wine

47

collection of fabrics, patternless, and a box of blindfolds

48

just full of classically styled statues in mildly lewd poses

49

two legged dog with wheels endlessly circling the room

50

glass display cabinents full of murder weapons and marital aids

51

huge amount of drug paraphanelia and substances

52

mummified horse limbs

53

single servant in empty room, unable or unwilling to acknowledge your presence

54

dogs suspended on hooks, alive, silent, pleading….

55

iron maiden in room of overstuffed sofas and opulent cushions

56

BDSM torture chamber - but medieval and such

57

abandoned wedding reception, rotten bouqets

58

seemingly endless chains hang from the ceiling

59

bathtub with bloodstains to the brim

60

room entirely stripped down to the stone - signs of endless scratching

61

lab of glass specimen jars, all pickled foetuses and organs plucked

62

portraiture of the Emperor as a horrendous mutant

63

open casket empty, yet flowers are scattered

64

stuffed manticore , sign of wear on back

65

witchblood paintings

66

whale skeleton set into the walls themselves, bones scrimshaw'd

67

gibbet hanging from the centre of the room

68

ballroom full of skeletons, posed as dancers

69

human trophy room

70

human trophy room

71

human trophy room

72

human trophy room

73

suits of armour rent apart, posed mannekins having struck them down, bones within the armour

74

wicker cage, open, inviting

75

room of man-traps, all yawning wide, teeth aglint, stained brown from previous feasts

76

seemingly the front entrance - but how?

77

master bedroom - skin quilts, bone furniture, unknowable sensual furs

78

dark grimoires form an inpenetrable wall - all detail the readers death

79

sacrifical altar with all implements

80

jackson pollock but used to be human

81

pool of mixed in/human fluids, full of the damned cavorting

82

walls of screaming, pleading faces

83

pleasure-pit of wailing unfortunates and their whooping tormentors

84

the nightmare sea

85

a huge eye growing pseudopods, grasping for you

86

gullet of a warping-melting gential faced monstrosity pleading

87

walls are all pulsating slugflesh oozing and horrendous

88

figures impaled on phallic spikes writhing in ectatsy

89

tree has impaled them and grown into them, they feed off it's drug-sap thankful

90

mawed portal to the Ouside of the House

91

mawed portal to the Ouside of the House

92

mawed portal to the Ouside of the House

93

mawed portal to the Ouside of the House

94

writhing dancing pillar of meat made of loved ones, victims, eternal pleasure and agony

95

endlessly falling waterfall of flesh sensual and awful and utterly rotten

96

long chamber filled with procession of blasphemous monks - all are one, bound by endless vermicular tendrils sprouting from robe face, sleeves, tangled

97

people being cut down into the smallest organs and strands and rebuilt as new creatures, aware in pain moaning in ultimate pleasure divine blasphemy

98

room of half-people frozen in spotless ivory, all possible emotions and configurations can be found amongst the tangle of still figures

99

no-light area, antithesis of sight, all sensation is heightened to near inhuman levels - the ultimate hunting ground

                     100+

HEART OF THE HOUSE


obviously I didn't call it castle overlook in the game I'm not that much of a hack

yet