Astronut, astronut@lemmy.zip

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    reply to: Democrat Brian Poindexter: 'No One Credibly Accused' of Abuse Like Rep. Max M... in Pravda News!@news.abolish.capital

    But he’s a republican. Rules and laws do not apply to them anymore apparently!

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    reply to: Our Lord is God. Do you believe it friends? in Christianity@lemmy.world

    I also believe in Santa Claus and the Easter bunny but not that damn tooth fairy! Everyone knows them sonsabitches ain’t real!

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    reply to: What's the difference between Woke and Political Correctness? in No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world

    The difference is that republicans are allergic to either of those and democrats embrace them!

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    reply to: Reddit stock tumbles the most on record as lack of new AI deals, US daily use... in Reddit@lemmy.world
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    I hope they’re wiped out of business for having so many MAGA moderaters! God forbid someone say something bad about Lord Feltersnatch!

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    reply to: Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office in Europe@feddit.org
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    Trump won’t even be under control of himself by the time he leaves office!

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    reply to: Found out popcorn chicken is back at KFC today. in Dullsters@dullsters.net

    I’m on the popcorn chicken patch!

        [ See your doctor to see if this prescription is right for you.]
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    reply to: shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy. in Political Weirdos@lemmy.world

    Just shitting his pants makes the traitorous motherfucker sleepy!

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    reply to: Explosive diarrhea parasite cases rise by thousands, now in 45 states in United States | News & Politics@midwest.social

    Well that sounds fantastic! I’ve always been told that I’m full of shit and maybe this will change that!

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    reply to: Trump and NYT Say There’s a Russian Spy Base in Cuba. Turns Out, It’s a School. in Apologia Free News@lemmy.world

    Well we obviously gotta bomb that sumbitch then! Lord Feltersnatch hates the idea of anyone learning anything!

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    reply to: Fuck AIPAC in Work Reform@lemmy.world

    A sshole

    I sraeli’s

    P urchased

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    C ongress

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    reply to: Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not in Not The Onion@lemmy.world

    Let’s just say I’m glad I don’t have to vote against that dead motherfucker anymore!

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    I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!

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    An old fella I knew long gone now used to say this when ask a question he didn’t know the answer to.

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    Comments by Astronut, astronut@lemmy.zip

    reply to: Democrat Brian Poindexter: 'No One Credibly Accused' of Abuse Like Rep. Max M... in Pravda News!@news.abolish.capital

    But he’s a republican. Rules and laws do not apply to them anymore apparently!

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    reply to: Our Lord is God. Do you believe it friends? in Christianity@lemmy.world

    I also believe in Santa Claus and the Easter bunny but not that damn tooth fairy! Everyone knows them sonsabitches ain’t real!

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    3
    reply to: What's the difference between Woke and Political Correctness? in No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world

    The difference is that republicans are allergic to either of those and democrats embrace them!

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    reply to: Reddit stock tumbles the most on record as lack of new AI deals, US daily use... in Reddit@lemmy.world
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    I hope they’re wiped out of business for having so many MAGA moderaters! God forbid someone say something bad about Lord Feltersnatch!

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    reply to: Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office in Europe@feddit.org
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    Trump won’t even be under control of himself by the time he leaves office!

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    reply to: Found out popcorn chicken is back at KFC today. in Dullsters@dullsters.net

    I’m on the popcorn chicken patch!

        [ See your doctor to see if this prescription is right for you.]
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    reply to: shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy. in Political Weirdos@lemmy.world

    Just shitting his pants makes the traitorous motherfucker sleepy!

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    reply to: Explosive diarrhea parasite cases rise by thousands, now in 45 states in United States | News & Politics@midwest.social

    Well that sounds fantastic! I’ve always been told that I’m full of shit and maybe this will change that!

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    reply to: Trump and NYT Say There’s a Russian Spy Base in Cuba. Turns Out, It’s a School. in Apologia Free News@lemmy.world

    Well we obviously gotta bomb that sumbitch then! Lord Feltersnatch hates the idea of anyone learning anything!

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    reply to: Fuck AIPAC in Work Reform@lemmy.world

    A sshole

    I sraeli’s

    P urchased

    A ll of

    C ongress

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    reply to: Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not in Not The Onion@lemmy.world

    Let’s just say I’m glad I don’t have to vote against that dead motherfucker anymore!

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