Stupid capital y

Goddamnit

Marriage material. Cheese is my love language.

Right! Those white Greek marble busts used to be fully painted. But we only think of them as plain white sculptures.

Scrolling Lemmy right now to distract myself from the dumbest fucking meeting I just had with two execs at my company and two boot-licker wannabes. The amount of ignorant posturing made me turn my Zoom video off lest my aggressive eyerolling be a drag on my employability.

Not to be confused with Harvey balls.

I think castles in Europe are similar. They used to have plastered, white washed facades. Over time they wore down, giving way to the raw stone look most of us associate with castles.

Hot take: Opossums are adorable from the ankle up.

But yes. Lemmy, and the world, need more.

It will be used to hide heat signatures fighter aircraft and missiles. Don’t try to church it up.

Almost a good meme. Should have ended you are the problem.

There’s a coffee trailer near me named two girls one cup. Huge graphic with the name on the outside. It is barista’d by two women in bikinis. Couldn’t bring myself to try a hot cup of steaming anything they serve.

Go, go, go, go…

I fucking hate YT surprise face/pointing/other extreme expression next to a clickbait claim. The fact the algorithm favors it infuriates me and reinforces how idiotic most of the populace is.

Select all the squares that have cat.

I hate that I couldn’t get past BBC without getting stuck on whether the broadcaster was somehow involved or whether OP ponders their sister’s appreciation for spade tatoos.

I think the proper rephrasing should be, “Would you suck one ape dick to save every human?”

It is physically possible (unlike “every” ape dick) and shapes up as a lose-lose: OP’s either a hypocrite or an ape-dick sucker.

This is the kind of healthy drama I want to see. It seems so far fetched it might actually make a good television show.

There it is.

Is… Is this loss? I can’t tell anymore.

This thing will haunt my nightmares. I think it is the face. The videos of Jimothy show him with an adorable face and arched back. This thing looks like it will crawl out of a nest and skitter after you until you trip and fall and when you roll over to confront it - too late, it’s gnawing in your larynx.