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3 days ago
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So… where we going?
reason: Sorry, this one looks like AI slop.
3 days ago
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alapakala
@quokk.au
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
4 days ago
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alapakala
@quokk.au
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
4 days ago
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reluctant_squidd
deleted by creator
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: Insulting people over DM
expires: in 27 days
4 days ago
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ToastedCoconuts
@piefed.blahaj.zone
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: automod false positive
4 days ago
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ToastedCoconuts
@piefed.blahaj.zone
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: automod false positive
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
7 days ago
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Axolotl
@feddit.it
from the community
memes
@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
8 days ago
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Whenever I read a post on the ‘Lemmy Shitposts’ community:
reason: Not a meme, also not a community for complaining about other communities. Maybe if it was in a funny meme format.
15 days ago
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Just indiscriminately killing people
reason: Rule 2: No politics please
20 days ago
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First of all, there are not women here. So stop lying, dude. Second, in all of my life never have I heard any of the symptoms you have mentioned as something normal for a 30-something girl. And I've met my share of women. I've been married to a now 38 year old for almost 6 years now, and girl sleeps like a trunk. I know one is not the rule, but still. You shouldn't hear advices on the internet, but I suggest you get specialized help, dude. That, or try having "the sex" before going to bed untill exhaustion. Either way, you'll win something, and make someone very happy. See you around!
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pedrobear
@altgag.net
reason: Rule 1
24 days ago
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Ready for takeoff..
reason: Not a meme. Also what the fuck?
24 days ago
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Batman easter egg in the Odyssey. Nolan plays tribute to his past creation.
reason: Rule 1
24 days ago
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Being pushed into waist deep, still water sounds so deadly, I'm shaking in my boots /s
reason: Spam
26 days ago
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CrⒶppy birthday to the enemy forever
reason: Rule 2: no politics please
27 days ago
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It never fails
reason: Rule 2: no politics please
29 days ago
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July 1st, the day of reckoning
reason: This is funny, but rule 2 is "no politics". I'd recommend reposting in c/politicalmemes
30 days ago
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One trivial error... sheesh. Some people have no sense of humor. /s
reason: Rule 2: no politics please
1 month ago
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Since I got fed up with the bans and the Reddit mafias, well, here I am.
reason: Rule 5
1 month ago
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Heart of the cards
reason: Rule 5 Sorry.
1 month ago
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*Permanently Deleted*
reason: Rule 5: no AI, please
1 month ago
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(f)art of the deal
reason: This is funny, but Rule 2 is no politics. I'd recommend reposting to c/politicalmemes
1 month ago
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"I finally organized my life, in a spreadsheet I'll never open again." Deep message: Planning is easy. Consistency is hard.
reason: Not a meme. Possible spam?
2 months ago
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Me: why does the internet hate me 😢 / my internet content:
reason: Seems like spam from brand new account
2 months ago
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Epstein Math
reason: Rule 2: no politics please
2 months ago
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Day 1571
reason: Rule 2: no politics please
2 months ago
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Mental age checks out
reason: This is a great post, but we are no politics. PLEASE PUT THIS UP in places that allow it.
2 months ago
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I probs became a meme....lol
reason: Not a meme
2 months ago
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The crowd outside City Hall was screaming, which meant Leo’s cue was coming up. I stood on the roof of the First National Bank, adjusting my neon-blue cape. It was a bit tight around the shoulders, but it popped beautifully against the morning sky. Down in the plaza, a massive cloud of purple smoke erupted. Out strode Apex, the Scourge of Oakhaven—otherwise known as my younger brother, Leo, wearing a leather trench coat he’d bought on sale at the mall. "Citizens of Oakhaven!" Leo bellowed into a modified megaphone, pitching his voice an octave lower than normal. "Your precious infrastructure belongs to me!" Right on cue, the glass doors of City Hall burst open. Out walked the Mayor. Our oldest brother, Marcus. Marcus looked like he was about to have a stroke. His tie was slightly askew, and he was clutching a clipboard like a shield. "Apex!" Marcus yelled, his voice cracking slightly. "Cease this madness at once! The city budget cannot afford another park bench replacement!" I took a deep breath, leaped off the roof, and activated my gravity boots. I landed with a loud, theatrical boom right between Leo and Marcus. "Fear not, Mr. Mayor!" I shouted, tossing my hair for the news cameras. "Apex shall not terrorize Oakhaven while Vanguard is on duty!" Leo smirked under his obsidian visor. "Ah, Vanguard," he sneered, though I could hear the absolute glee leaking through his voice changer. "You're too late. I have rigged the city’s main water fountain to spray... sparkling water!" Marcus gasped. "The pH balance of the local ecosystem!" "Let’s settle this, Apex," I said, dropping into a fighting stance. We charged at each other. To the untrained eye of the Oakhaven public, it was a brutal, high-stakes clash of titans. In reality, it was a highly choreographed routine we had practiced in our mom's backyard. Leo swung a wildly telegraphed left hook. I ducked, leaned close, and whispered, "Did you remember to record Marcus's face?" "Yeah, the drone is hovering by the clock tower," Leo whispered back as I grabbed his arm and fake-flipped him over my shoulder. He hit the pavement with a loud groan, rolling perfectly to absorb the impact. "He looked like he was gonna cry when I mentioned the benches." "Excellent," I said. I flew into the air, gathered a ball of harmless static electricity in my palms, and threw it at his feet. It flashed brightly, creating a massive cloud of harmless white smoke. "You haven't seen the last of me, Vanguard!" Leo yelled, running full speed into an alleyway where his getaway scooter was parked. I landed, dusted off my knees, and turned to Marcus, who was leaning against a pillar, rubbing his temples. "Another victory for justice, Mr. Mayor," I said, putting my hands on my hips. Marcus looked up at me, completely exhausted. "Thank you, Vanguard. But please, next time, try to direct the plasma blasts away from the municipal flower beds. The tulips just started blooming." "The city is safe, Marcus. That's what matters," I said, accidentally using his real name. Marcus blinked, staring at me. "What did you call me?" "Uh," I stammered, coughing into my fist. "I said, the city is safe, Market... values are stable. Take care, citizen!" I blasted off into the sky before he could question it further, flying straight toward our secret lair—which was actually just the basement of Leo’s apartment. Ten minutes later, I threw open the basement door. Leo was already out of the trench coat, sitting in a spinning chair with a bag of sour gummies, pulling up the drone footage on his monitor. "Look at his face right here," Leo cackled, zooming in on Marcus's terrified expression when the purple smoke first hit. "He literally clutches his chest. He thought his approval rating was going to drop by ten points." "This is our best work yet," I laughed, tossing my cape onto the couch and grabbing a soda from the mini-fridge. "The sparkling water threat was a nice touch." "We've been running this bit for six months, and he still hasn't figured it out," Leo said, wiping a tear of laughter from his eye. "Remember when I 'stole' the statue from the park and it was just in his garage the whole time?" "Classic." I leaned over his shoulder, watching the playback. "So, what's the plan for next week? Are you going to hold the library hostage?" "Even better," Leo grinned, tapping a few keys to bring up a digital blueprint. "I'm going to threaten to turn the municipal golf course into a giant laser tag arena. He'll lose his mind." "Brilliant," I agreed. "I'll start working on my monologue about the sanctity of local recreation." Courtesy of Google AI
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Anakin-Marc Zaeger
@lemmy.world
reason: AI Garbage.
2 months ago
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Immigrants don't take my job; they are unemployed and take my taxes.
by
vga
@sopuli.xyz
Banned
reason: Bigoted comment, and wildly false.
3 months ago
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bitjunkie
@lemmy.world
reason: Shock posting is uncivil
4 months ago
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This is either a lie or you have a very tiny penis
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shishka_b0b
@lemmy.zip
reason: Trolling
5 months ago
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https://youtube.com/shorts/KSbXe_JpUC4
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RR∆S®MinoriMirari®.Prod
@lemmy.world
reason: spam
5 months ago
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Q_AJqrt8k6g
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RR∆S®MinoriMirari®.Prod
@lemmy.world
reason: Spam
5 months ago
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lol
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Socar
@lemmy.zip
reason: No... Rule 1
5 months ago
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Says the person using the neckbeard OS 🤣 Oh wait, that's right, it's thigh high socks and a Ikea shark while you tuck it back 😂 You literally have entire communities dedicated to your degeneracy
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fishos
@lemmy.world
Banned
reason: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#12-discrimination-against-minority--at-risk-groups - transphobia
6 months ago
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They need to shut up, get on the floor and suck my girldick 
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Draconic NEO
@chatgptjailbreak.tech
Banned
reason: Spam
6 months ago
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Draconic NEO
@chatgptjailbreak.tech
Banned
6 months ago
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Draconic NEO
@chatgptjailbreak.tech
Banned
reason: Hateful content
6 months ago
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I assure you I'm a real person with a real penis ready to shove up your ass you insolent shit stain troon
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Ada
@chatgptjailbreak.tech
Banned
6 months ago
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Draconic NEO
@chatgptjailbreak.tech
Banned
reason: Porn spam
6 months ago
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Draconic NEO
@chatgptjailbreak.tech
Banned
reason: Porn spam
6 months ago
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As a millionaire living my best life, I'm giving $30k to the first 20 people who message me 'grace.' I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden.
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frank ddamee
@lemmy.world
Banned
reason: Spam
7 months ago
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I hope you don't. Keir Starmer voter I presume 🙄.
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data_science_rocks
@scribe.disroot.org
deleted by creator
reason: Trolling
7 months ago
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Lol, you think **I'm** the one with something to hide? Let's do this in front of the class then - tell us the answer to the following question: >If a guard at a concentration camp during the Holocaust said that he was tired of people complaining about it, and justified himself saying, “the world doesn’t revolve around genocide,” that people needed to “move the fuck on,” and then accused anyone who criticized him of being a pedophile, would these be valid arguments? Should be pretty easy for someone who's not a Nazi to answer, right? I'm sure anyone reading it would have no trouble saying "no." But for some reason, you can't.
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OBJECTION!
@lemmy.ml
reason: trolling
8 months ago
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that's *removed*. edit: if you upvote you agree the term "*removed*" has changed meaning to not target the mentally deficient. if you downvote you agree that the meaning of words cannot change, and thus agree that the term "*removed*" means to "make slow or slower; keep back, hinder, delay" according to 14th century Latin. making your reason to downvote in the first place moot.
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GreenKnight23
@lemmy.world
reason: The meaning hasn't changed.. A bunch of idiots are just being a bunch of idiots, an we don't allow slurs.
8 months ago
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Remind me how many times you voted for Donald Trump?
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velindora
@lemmy.cafe
reason: Harrassment
1 year ago
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Welcome ex-Redditors!
2 years ago
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Probably the easiest boycott you could do, let's do it Lemmy!
2 years ago
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Probably the easiest boycott you could do, let's do it Lemmy!
2 years ago
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Probably the easiest boycott you could do, let's do it Lemmy!
2 years ago
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Can we just move on from the US 2024 election?
2 years ago
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Hope you like socialism
2 years ago
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I was only gone for a day or two...
2 years ago
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You should be able to see your reflection in it!
2 years ago
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Thekingoflorda
@lemmy.world
as a mod to the community
memes
@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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HEISENBERG
@lemmy.world
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memes
@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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Somebody Fucked Up
2 years ago
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Xusontha (Vindictiaverse)
@lemmy.world
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@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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Hurts
@lemmy.world
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Stamets
@lemmy.world
deleted by creator
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Xusontha (Vindictiaverse)
@lemmy.world
as a mod to the community
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Stamets
@lemmy.world
deleted by creator
as a mod to the community
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Xusontha
@ls.buckodr.ink
as a mod to the community
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Stamets
@startrek.website
deleted by creator
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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The Picard Maneuver
@startrek.website
as a mod to the community
memes
@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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The Picard Maneuver
@lemmy.world
as a mod to the community
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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HEISENBERG
@lemmy.world
as a mod to the community
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Tenthrow
@lemmy.world
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@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Thekingoflorda
@lemmy.world
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@lemmy.world
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