Stavros Halkias
Just have him be one of the suitors stuffing his face and crackling, then when Odysseus shows up he hides in a corner and is like "okay bro I wasn't trying to fuck your wife I was just here for the food."
Stavros Halkias
Just have him be one of the suitors stuffing his face and crackling, then when Odysseus shows up he hides in a corner and is like "okay bro I wasn't trying to fuck your wife I was just here for the food."
Maybe Stav could be Menelaus and he would show Telemachus his pool with a big GMS in it, then a slave hands Telemachus a clay tablet that says "the G stands for Gay" and Menelaus is like "yeah the contractors fucked that up but I can't execute that slave, they're in the union".