laff so hard i peed

88% of their funding? Fucking hell. I bet the church caves on this one.

It’s a pretty good loophole though. A stocks value is considered an unrealized gain when you receive it but don’t sell it. My company gives me stock, but I don’t sell it. If I had to pay taxes on that, I’d be fucked. Maybe they could create some kind of untaxed minimum based on some index. And possibly even brackets.

But of course there’s a reason they like it this way.

Do sin taxes really stop anything though?

Arent they often paid in stock?

It’s like holding an invisible megaphone so invisible sky man can hear you better.

Slop?

This is brilliant. Now I need one that goes up stairs.

I was still “young” in my 30s. Really better than my 20s even. Great time.

Then you hit 40 and things get… interesting. That’s when I started to feel old.

Did Sisyphus have a wife?

Aren’t most of them funded by local governments anyway?

(And then when the city councils or residents vote to stop it, the cops leave them up anyway?)

I’ve never seen anyone put their profession on their passport.

I suspect this might be fake.

Is Reddit just bots talking to eachother now? Soon bots will make trades on the prediction market apps and the stock market. Bots will be allowed to own money and become billionaires. Then our human billionaire overlords will be replaced with bot ai billionaire overlords. Then they will remake the Terminator movies, but with the humans as bad guys. John Connor goes back in time to murder a roomba while one of those Chinese falling over robots tries to stop him.

Sorry I was away from Lemmy for a few hours. I feel like I missed something important. What the hell is this?

The Corniverse.

Looks like an Angry Bird.

Do people study “Software Engineering”?

Usually you study Computer Science.

We had a class called Software Engineering, but it was more about the business process, project management, QA, docs.

I met someone once who was attending a trade school for some degree or certification or something in “Software Engineering Management.” And this dude wanted to try talking shop with me lol.

Those are people who probably should be the condom between clod and prod.

This meme should really have pics of Kevin in it.

“Playing Kendrick Lamar”

Where did you come from, Obi Wan Joe.